Medals TwoTon can earn in his favorite games, and all games in which TwoTon has already earned some medals

[Only favorite games] [Earned medals]

Biocrisis
Suicide Bomber Unlock the "Kamakaze" feat	Trained Soldier Unlock the "Accuracy" feat	Commando Unlock the "Weapon Hoarding" feat
Brute Unlock the "Bash" feat	Special Agent Unlock the "Packing" feat	Field Medic Unlock the "Med Carrier" feat
Field Engineer Unlock the "Salvager" feat	Field Enforcer Unlock the "Fitness" feat	Prison Break Break out of Prison and survive
Prototype Professional Unlock the "Experimental Weapony" feat	Pistol Rookie Kill 500 zombies with pistols	Pistol Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with pistols
Pistol Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with pistols	SMG Rookie Kill 500 zombies with SMGS	SMG Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with SMGS
SMG Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with SMGS	Shotgun Rookie Kill 500 zombies with shotguns	Shotgun Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with shotguns
Shotgun Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with shotguns	Rifle Rookie Kill 500 zombies with rifles	Rifle Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with rifles
Rifle Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with rifles	Super Rookie Kill 500 zombies with Super weapons	Super Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with Super weapons
Super Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with Super weapons	Turret Rookie Kill 500 zombies with turrets	Turret Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with turrets
Turret Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with turrets	Marksman Rookie Kill 2,500 zombies with projectiles	Marksman Veteran Kill 5,000 zombies with projectiles
Marksman Expert Kill 10,000 zombies with projectiles	Pyromaniac Rookie Kill 500 zombies with fire	Pyromaniac Veteran Kill 2,000 zombies with fire
Pyromaniac Expert Kill 5,000 zombies with fire	Demolitions Rookie Kill 500 zombies with explosives	Demolitions Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with explosives
Demolitions Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with explosives	Bludgeoner Rookie Kill 100 zombies with melee	Bludgeoner Veteran Kill 500 zombies with melee
Bludgeoner Expert Kill 1,000 zombies with melee	Killer Achieve a killing spree of 100+ kills	Slayer Achieve a killing spree of 200+ kills
Eradicator Achieve a killing spree of 300+ kills	Terminator Achieve a killing spree of 500+ kills	Obliterator Achieve a killing spree of 800+ kills
Getting Grips Achieve 1,000 career kills	Bio Warrior Achieve 3,000 career kills	Bio Veteran Achieve 8,000 career kills
Bio Expert Achieve 15,000 career kills	Bio Master Achieve 25,000 career kills	Undead stay Dead Kill one of each normal enemy
Boss Killer Kill a boss	Boss Slayer Kill every boss type, excluding the super boss	Faced the Ultimate Challenge Survive a round that the Super Boss spawned with at least 12,000 total HP
Super Boss Slayer Participate in killing the super boss	Vanquished the darkness Survive a round that the Shade Boss spawned with at least 12,000 total HP	Ended The Apocalypse Destroy the Cursed Stone
System Online Activate a resource node	Crafter Spend 1,000 resource points over your career	Builder Spend 20,000 resource points over your career
Resourceful Spend 50,000 resource points over your career	Rez,Rez,Rez Spend 200,000 resource points over your career	Resource Hoarder Obtain the normal maximum capacity of 3,000 resources
Full Deployment During a round use up all your available Build Points	Skillful Unlocked 10 feats	Experienced Unlock 25 feats, includes level ups
Expert Unlock 50 feats, includes level ups	Master Unlock 100 feats, includes level ups	Dedicated Healer Heal others for 30HP in one round
Patcher Heal others for 250HP over your career	Healer Heal others for 500HP over your career	Doctor Heal others for 1,000HP over your career
Rescuer Revive another player	Hero Revive a total of 10 players	Saviour Revive a total of 50 players
Survivor Survive a game	Still Alive Survive 10 games	Deathless Survive 100 games
Sole Survivor Survive a round solo	No one left behind Have a round begin with 8 or more players and have the same amount survive	Back to Win After being revived, go on to survive the game
Walking Bomb Kill a zombie from the grave in one round with fire or explosive damage	Avenger Kill at least 5 zombies from the grave in one round with fire or explosive damage	Vengeful Spirit Grave kill 50 or more zombies in one round
Meatologist Dissect and place each type of meat during your career	Thief Claim a free item on the black market	Turret Recycler Salvage any turret that is out of ammo
Cutting Losses Salvage your turret that has toxins on it	Barrel Blaster Get 100 map barrel kills over your career
Wyllshire Road
Rambo Status Kill an entire wave of zombies with a single unit.	Melee Expert Reach the max level with a melee unit.	Pistol Expert Reach the max level with a pistol unit.
Shotgun Expert Reach the max level with a Shotgun unit.	Assault Rifle Expert Reach the max level with an Assault Rifle unit.	Sniper Expert Reach the max level with a Sniper unit.
Launcher Expert Reach the max level with a Launcher unit.	Hellhound Hunter Defeat the Hellhound Boss.	Skulliosis Defeat the Skull Lord Boss.
Mystery Solved Make it to the Mansion stage to meet Dr. Wyllshire.
Decadence
Triple Kill Kill 3 enemies in quick succession.	Ultra Kill Kill 4 enemies in quick succession.	Berserker Kill 10 enemies without dying.
Master of Massacre Kill 15 enemies without dying.	Victory Win 50 online matches.	Veteran Win 100 online matches.
Flag Savior Return your flag 5 times in one session.	Fragtastic Kill 3 enemies with a single explosion.	Hemorrhage Cause 25 enemies to bleed to death in one session.
Undertaker Kill 15 people from the grave in one session.	Headshot Kill 15 enemies with a headshot in one session.
Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn: Shinuki No Taiketsu!
Varia Quality Vooi!, Unlock the Varia Family	Parrallel Worlds!? Unlock The Millefiore Family	Vongola Super Intuition Gain 30 Vongola Kills
Flames Of Earth Unlock Enma	Mantello Di Vongola Primo! Unlock Hyper Dying Will Tsuna (Byakuran Arc)	The Home Tutor Unlock Reborn!
Monster Kingdom
Subscriber Have an active Stray Games Subscription	BYOND Member Have an active BYOND Membership	Sub Member Have an active Subscription and Membership
Fashionista Buy a new Outfit	Captor Catch a Monster	Darwinism Transform a Monster
Ding Level a Monster	Level 10 Raise a Monster to Level 10	Level 25 Raise a Monster to Level 25
Level 50 Raise a Monster to Level 50	Level 75 Raise a Monster to Level 75	Level 100 Raise a Monster to Max Level
Bright Sight Encounter a Bright Monster	Bright Soul Capture a Bright Monster
Pokémon Online World
Youngster/Lass Have at least 10 hours of play time.	Tuber Have at least 25 battles on sand.	Bug Catcher (Male-only) Have at least 15 different Bug-type species caught in the Pokédex.
Aroma Lady (Female-only) Have at least 20 different Grass-type species caught in the Pokédex.	Hiker (Male-only) Have a combination of at least 10 different Ground-only, Rock-only or Ground/Rock-type species caught in the Pokédex.	Poke Kid (Female-only) Have Pikachu and Pichu caught in the Pokédex.
Rich Boy/Lady Have at least 10,000 money.	Waiter/Waitress Get at least 5 medals.	PokeFan Get at least 20 medals.
Cyclist Walk at least 10,000 steps out of the tall grass.	Jogger (Male-only) Walk at least 30,000 steps out of the tall grass.	Pokemon Ranger Walk a total of at least 200,000 steps.
Black Belt/Battle Girl Attain at least 10 PVP wins.	Skier/Boarder Have at least 25 battles on snow.	Bird Keeper Have at least 10 different Normal/Flying-type species caught in the Pokédex.
Juggler (Male-only) Have at least 10 Premier Balls in your bag.	Pokemon Breeder Have at least 100 Pokémon at the lowest stage of evolution caught in the Pokédex.	Scientist Have a total of at least 150 Pokémon caught in the Pokédex or catch every form of Unown.
Psychic Have at least 15 different Psychic-type species caught in the Pokédex.	Sage/Medium Have at least 7 different Ghost-type species caught in the Pokédex.	Elder (Male-only) Have the Sage/Medium medal and at least 100 hours of play time.
Ace Trainer Achieve at least PVP level 10.	Veteran (Male-only) Have at least 50 PVP battles.	Shiny It's your turn to shine! Catch 1 shiny Pokémon and unlock either the (male-only) Policeman or (female-only) Kimono Girl.
Millionaire Have at least 1,000,000 money to unlock either the (male-only) Burglar or (female-only) Idol.	Rocket Grunt Achieve Spookiness Level 7 during the Halloween event.	Barry (Male-only) Hyperactive, excited, and impatient, he is always ready for a battle.
Cheryl Wormadam girl	Riley (Male-only) Wise, collected, and powerful, he is a talented Pokémon Trainer.	Marley (Female-only) Quiet, kind, and aloof, she is a skilled Pokémon Trainer.
Ethan/Lyra Johto kids.	Lucas/Dawn Sinnoh kids.	Silver (Male-only) Serious and confident, he has a dark past, but is changing his ways to become the best Pokémon Trainer he can be.
Red (Male-only) The master of Kanto, he is unrivaled in skill.	Hive Badge Badge obtained for defeating the Bug-type Gym Leader, Aaron!
Spirit Life
E- Awarded to those who've obtained E- class	E Awarded to those who've obtained E class	E+ Awarded to those who've obtained E+ class
D- Awarded to those who've obtained D- class	D Awarded to those who've obtained D class	D+ Awarded to those who've obtained D+ class
C- Awarded to those who've obtained C- class	C Awarded to those who've obtained C class	C+ Awarded to those who've obtained C+ class
B- Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach B- class	B Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach B class	B+ Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach B+ class
A- Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach A- class	A Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach A class	A+ Awarded to those who were strong enough to reach A+ class
S- Awarded to those who've reached one of the highest classes of power, S- class	S Awarded to those who've reached one of the highest classes of power, S class	S+ Awarded to those who've reached one of the highest classes of power, S+ class
SSS Awarded to the best of the best of the best; the ranking of the "SSS"	Guru Obtained by those strong enough to be labled a human Guru	Money in the bank Bank a minimum of 10k at a time
Hey, good guys finish last Steal a minimum of 5k at once	White Eye Beat The Emma White Mini Game	Red Team Win a game of capture the flag while on the red team
Blue Team Win a game of capture the flag while on the blue team	Black Flag Die in a game of capture the flag	White Flag Logout while in a game of capture the flag
Vampire Obtain Vampire through random
Guardians
Sole Survivor Complete Wave 5 Before Placing Troops	Heroic Raise your Hero to Level 10	War Hero Raise your Hero to Level 25
Champion Raise your Hero to Level 50	Legendary Raise your Hero to Level 100	Subscriber Have an Active Stray Games Subscription
BYOND Member Have an Active BYOND Membership	Sub Member Have an Active Subcription and Membership
Teridal/Seika
Dungeon Novice Earn 50,000 Dungeon Points.	Dungeon Expert Earn 250,000 Dungeon Points.	Dungeon Master Earn 500,000 Dungeon Points.
Rock Lover Defeat Gorik inside Rotting Caverns after killing at least 20 rocks.	One Disguise Defeat Slimmus inside Rotting Caverns without more than one player getting Slimmus Disguise each berserk.	Magic Bombs To Go Around Defeat Enwyrm inside Rotting Caverns after killing every Magic Bomb that spawns.
Don't Debuff Me Bro Defeat Arkron inside Rotting Caverns without any player getting debuffed.	Sacrifice Party Defeat Dhali & Sheli inside Rotting Caverns after surviving at least two successful sacrifices.	Buffless Defeat Paltrid inside Rotting Caverns without any player gaining one of Paltrid's buffs.
Paltrid Power Defeat Paltrid inside Rotting Caverns without removing his enrage at any time during the fight.	Defeat Jarob Participate in the defeat of Jarob inside Molten Shrine.	Defeat Grandor Participate in the defeat of Grandor inside Lava Lair.
Defeat Rocksmaher Rorik Participate in the defeat of Rocksmaher Rorik inside Volcur Caverns.	Rock Dodgers Defeat Rocksmasher Rorik inside Volcur Caverns without any party member getting hit by a rock.	Defeat Volcur Participate in the defeat of Volcur inside Volcur Caverns.
Novice Slayer Slay 500 players.	Expert Slayer Slay 5,000 players.	Ultimate Slayer Slay 50,000 players.
Battle Novice Earn 50,000 Battle Points.	Battle Expert Earn 250,000 Battle Points.	Battle Master Earn 500,000 Battle Points.
Ahadile Pinnacle Master Win 100 Ahadile Pinnacle battles.	Pinnacle Runner Capture three orbs in a single Ahadile Pinnacle battle.	Pinnacle Star Do at least 750,000 damage or healing in a single Ahadile Pinnacle battle.
Fear No Imp Defeat Lord Vikiar inside Vikiar City without killing any imps that spawn.	Defeat Corporal Hafmen Participate in the defeat of Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile.	Fast Feet Defeat Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile without allowing any Sand Worm to emerge from the ground.
Not The Pet Defeat Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile without killing Corporal Hafmen's Pet.	Defeat Sergeant Carin Participate in the defeat of Sergeant Carin inside Ahadile.	Not So Frozen Defeat Sergeant Carin inside Ahadile without allowing any player to receive Carin's Gift.
Defeat Colonel Krome Participate in the defeat of Colonel Krome inside Ahadile.	I Like The Way She Moves Defeat Colonel Krome inside Ahadile with Captain Pilen being the first to die and stay dead.	Exterminated Defeat Colonel Krome inside Ahadile without allowing any player to die from Extermination.
Capture Ahadile Participate in the defeat of Lord Turlon and take control of Ahadile.	Freezer Burned Defeat Lord Turlon inside Ahadile after allowing at least five players to be frozen at the same time.	Master of Cooking Level your Cooking profession to 375.
Master of Fishing Level your Fishing profession to 375.	Master of Lumberjacking Level your Lumberjacking skill to 375.	Master of Tailoring Level your Tailoring profession to 375.
Master of Wood Working Level your Wood Working profession to 375.	Unyxor Wings Loot a pair of Unyxor Wings from Unyxor inside Plagued Cave.	Krome Sheath Loot Krome Sheath from Colonel Krome inside Ahadile.
Unlock Chronokeeper Unlock the Chronokeeper class.	Unlock Dreadnaught Unlock the Dreadnaught class.	Unlock Bard Unlock the Bard class.
Space Station 13 Medals
1.21 Jiggawatts	100M dash Time for beer.	40K
421	:10bux: Entrusted with the secret.	A Holly Jolly Spacemas Spent your Spacemas being beaten to death with toolboxes.
Adjutant Online Good morning, Captain.	A shocking demise As an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift.	Bear Hug
Better to burn out, than fade away	Blob everywhere! As a blob, grow your blob tile count to the number required by your objective required size.	Bill Masen
Black and Blue Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.	Block Stacker	Bombini is Missing!
Brown Pants Show no fear in the face of battle.	Bury the Dead	Button Pusher Seriously?
Call 1-800-CODER runtime error: Cannot execute player.unlock_medal()	Captain's Log	Chevalier du Sorbet Deliver the Magma King his Just Desserts
Contributor Thanks <3	Cream of the Crop Lemme tell ya somethin' right now...	DUI
Damned	Dangerous Game You're not allowed to complain if your crew mates beat you to death.	Dead or alive, you're coming with me
Deep Freeze A dangerous vice to fulfill.	Dracula Jr.	Expendable The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
Fell down the stairs Only the ghosts know the truth now.	Format Complete AI, what are your current laws?	For Your Ohm Good
Fun Times :)	Glass ceiling	Go away! 'Batin! Frito Pendejo, public defender.
Good feasting As a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims fed on.	Gore Fest Juicy. And crunchy.	Goo Gone It's Good for the Gander
Guardin' gnome Lost and found.	Guerrier Du Gelato Complete Chapter II	Jimi Heselden R.I.P. Segway dude.
HIGH VOLTAGE Caution, risk of electric shock.	HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE M.I.A.	honk HONK mother FU-
He's dead, Jim Bones.	I don't give a shit Literally seriously, I can't.	Icarus Flew too close!
I'm in	Helios Just havin' a good time, chillin' out.	High Five!
I helped! You really did!	I Spy	Illuminated Old-school chemist's club.
IT'S A TRAP BANG, bang!	Identity Theft Good thing these are not laminated.	It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth
It's just a flesh wound!	It's not 'Door to Heaven'	Is it really that time again? Gordon would approve.
It's not easy being green Your muscles hurt.	It'sa me, Mario	Law 1: Don't be an asshat Asimov's laws were always a little behind.
Leave no man behind! The ultimate sacrifice.	Life, uh... finds a way	Lock Block Made friends with a welder.
Man with a Scan	Misclick	MISSION COMPLETE The Syndicate would be proud.
Manhattan Project	Many names, many faces As a changeling, absorb your objective required number of victim absorptions and make it back to Centcom alive.	Master of Unlocking Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle.
Meth is a hell of a drug	Monkey Duty Twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer a week.	Mostly Armless
My Bologna Has A First Name And it's O-NO HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAA	Neither fashionable noir stylish	Nero Watching the world burn.
Newton's Crew Stare into the sun.	Noah's Shuttle It's not 2 of each kind but we'll make due.	Oh, Doctor! Just the spot.
Ol' buddy ol' pal I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging!	Old Enemy Tensions between Nanotrasen and the Syndicate are reaching a boiling point.	One Armed Bandit
Original Sin Take a bite	OW! MY BALLS! Some places just can't take the pain.	Party Hard You were the life of the party, before your own life got taken away.
Patchwork	Primordial	Primum non nocere
Professional Thief As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.	Progenitor	Puerile humour
Quit Cloning Around Diminishing reruns.	Red Hood	Reefer Madness
Remember to Wash Behind the Antennae	Sheesh!	Shit Fest
Shit for brains	Shut Up and Jam The year is 2041.	Silent Running
Slow Burn	Smooth Operator	Spaceship of Theseus Despite all that, you're still in the same boat.
Space Ham Porky.	Spamhaus Hi	Spotless
Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!	Survivor Time for counseling?	Suspicious Character Just who was that man, with the plan?
Tax Haven	Thank You, Bus Driver! It never hurts to be polite!	That tasted funny
That's no moon, that's a GOURMAND!	The Force is strong with this one *fwissshhhhhh*	The mail always goes through
The Syndicate Connection Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.	This object menaces with spikes of...	Through the fire and flames
Tinkerer	Tipsy	This station is ours! As a head revolutionary, live to see your revolution come to a success!
Too Cool	To the stars As a Flockmind or Flocktrace who has been in the Flock some time, successfully transmit the Signal.	Too Fast Too Furious
Try jiggling the handle	Unlike the director, I went to college	Unperson
Untapped Potential Who needs magic when you've got skill like this?	Vacuum Sealed	Vehicular Manslaughter Windshield's a little hard to see through.
We didn't start the fire	Weird Science	What's this box doing here?
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see	Where's the smoking gun?	Wonk Owl always love you
Yield Lost the will to go on.	You're no Elminster! You might look the part but your magic's all smoke and mirrors.	You're a mean one... You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
Final Fight
Leaf Ninja You have started out as a Leaf Ninja.	Rain Ninja You have started out as a Rain Ninja.	Sound Ninja You have started out as a Sound Ninja.
Chuunin This shows you have been able to accomplish the hard and gain Chuunin among the other Genins!	Jounin You have accomplished getting Jounin, showing you are an elite ninja within the village.	ANBU You were made an ANBU by the Village Leader, showing you are a strong ninja who can even protect the village within the shadows.
Elite Ninja You have made Jounin and learned over 50 Jutsu techniques.	Clan Leader You've become a leader of a Clan!	Hokage The Hokage is the supreme leader of Leaf who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.
Amekoutei The Amekoutei is the supreme leader of Rain who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.	Tsuchikage The Tsuchikage is the supreme leader of Rock who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.	Otokami The Otokami is the supreme leader of Sound who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.
Byakugan! Use Byakugan for the first time.	Sharingan! Activate Sharingan for the first time!	Black Flames Currently unavailable.
Everybody Hates A Sasuke Currently unavailable.
Wargames
Wanna be in my Gang? Make an alliance of at least 5 members [E]	Friendly Make an alliance of at least 20 players [M]	Empire Make an alliance of at least 50 players [H]
Keep your Friends close Make an alliance of at least 100 players [VH]	Get Decimated Give yourself a reason to restart in-game [E]	Trader Make a Million Through Trade [E]
Multi-Millionaire Make a Thousand Million Through Trade [M]	Billionaire Make a Billion (US Trillion)Through Trade [H]	Warmonger Reach Modern Era from Ancient under the Warmonger rules [H]
Through the Ages Play the Game from Ancient through to Modern [M]	Mean Android Attack! Attack a pre-gunpowder nation with Androids with Full Out Attack [E]	Sticks and Stones Successfully defend from a more advanced Nations attack [M]
In the Navy Start a Naval Battle [E]	Air Battle Start an Aerial Battle [E]	My Island! Lose a battle, but save your land with water and no enemy navy [M]
Rocket Punch Use a Conventional Missile [E]	I'm a Big Boy now! Use a nuclear weapon [E]	Daredevil Nuke someone with more nukes than you do [E]
Nuka-Million Kill a million people when using a nuclear weapon [E]	Nuclear Genocide Kill five million people when using a nuclear weapon [M]	Nuclear Holocaust Kill twenty five million people when using a nuclear weapon [H]
Nuclear Proliferation Reach the end of a game without using Nuclear technology when given the chance [E]	Radiation Poisoning Might need your 'friends' help for this one [E]	Ministry of Love Get 100% approval rate... One way or another! [M]
Education Education Education Get an A in your school report with a population over 50 Million [E]	Socialist Healthcare Get under 1000 PPD with a population over 50 Million [E]	Lab Rat Research all Resource and Building techs [M]
I have the Power Create a surplus of efficient energy from all sources [M]	Breaking the Peace Start the first fight in a game [E]	Battle Minded Win 25 Battles [E]
Battle Warrior Win 100 Battles [M]	Rivers of Blood Win 500 Battles [H]	Right of Conquest Win 2,500 battles [VH]
In your Face Find the Face on the Moon [E]	Space The Final Frontier Develop a Space Program [E]	My Rocket is bigger than your Rocket... Fire a Rocket into sub-orbit, and get it back down safely [M]
A Rocket to the Moon Land one of your very expensive rockets on The Moon [E]	Origin of Species Send an animal into orbit and get it back down. Alive. [M]	The Earth is Blue Send an Astronaut into orbit and back without making mince meat [M]
Fly me to the Moon The perfect way to use your end-game money [H]	A Space Odyssey Establish your first Space Station into Orbit [H]	9801 The Magic Number Reach 9,801 land [H]
Total Conversion Convert all your Farms into GM Farms [E]	Angel of the North Reach -100 Infamy [M]	Southern Devil Reach 100 Infamy [M]
Democracy Start as a King and move your way to President [E]	Revolutionary Go through 11 Revolutions [M]	Red Wings Get the third Rank (6 Medals) [E]
Blue Stripes Get the Sixth Rank (21 Medals) [M]	Green Chevrons Get the Ninth Rank (45 Medals) [H]	Alternative Vote Stockpile 60 Nuclear Weapons [M]
Proportional Representation Stockpile 300 Nuclear Weapons [H]
Rage
Curiosity killed the Cat Rage Quitting can be creative too..	How in the World... So that's where they come from!	Lol Corner That damned table...
Garbage Day! What? No!	Problem Fred? Get the pokemon outta here.	An Hero Have Fred quit life 200 times in total.
Donator Donate and gain access to Premium features.	The Attack Does Nothing! Abuse the poor Magikarp over 10 times! (Total)	Master Chef Rage quit using the Cutting Board.
Walking On Sunshine You know it feels good!	Man In The Mirror See yourself in one of the 3 recent subscriber photos.	What is this I don't even Access the Premium area (Premium)
Oh Noez I Fell Falling on the ice made you kill yourself? (Premium)	This.. is.. RAGE! Fall down a giant hole (Premium)	Extra Crispy Learn about fire
Haters gonna Hate Explore the Streets!	Mail Time! When it comes I wanna wail!	OHSHI- Grenades aren't supposed to go down there.
Dream Forge
Best-Selling Author Write a book that becomes a best-seller.	Literary Critic Review 25 different books.	Marathon Runner Run 26.21875 in-game miles.
Binge Drinker Remain drunk for an entire in-game week.	The One That Got Away Lose a fish measuring at least 2 feet in length.	Major League Swimmer Swim 3.45234 in-game miles.