Medals Jackieman can earn in his favorite games, and all games in which Jackieman has already earned some medals

[Only favorite games] [Earned medals]

Star Wars: Clone Corps
Sergeant You have completed 15 missions and earned 500 points, earning you the rank of Sergeant. Keep it up, trooper!	Lieutenant You have completed 70 missions and gotten 2,500 points, earning you the rank of Lieutenant.	Captain You are now a Captain. Good work completing 165 missions and getting 5,000 points. Lead our boys to victory!
Missions: Rookie You have completed 10 missions.	Missions: Trooper You have completed 50 missions.	Missions: Hardened You have completed 200 missions.
Missions: Seasoned You have completed 500 missions.	Missions: Veteran You have completed 1,000 missions. You are a veteran of the field. Good work, Soldier.
Heroes United
Subscriber Have an active SG Subscription	BYOND Member Have an active BYOND Membership
Biocrisis
Suicide Bomber Unlock the "Kamakaze" feat	Trained Soldier Unlock the "Accuracy" feat	Commando Unlock the "Weapon Hoarding" feat
Brute Unlock the "Bash" feat	Special Agent Unlock the "Packing" feat	Field Medic Unlock the "Med Carrier" feat
Field Engineer Unlock the "Salvager" feat	Field Enforcer Unlock the "Fitness" feat	Prison Break Break out of Prison and survive
Prototype Professional Unlock the "Experimental Weapony" feat	Pistol Rookie Kill 500 zombies with pistols	Pistol Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with pistols
Pistol Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with pistols	SMG Rookie Kill 500 zombies with SMGS	SMG Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with SMGS
SMG Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with SMGS	Shotgun Rookie Kill 500 zombies with shotguns	Shotgun Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with shotguns
Shotgun Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with shotguns	Rifle Rookie Kill 500 zombies with rifles	Rifle Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with rifles
Rifle Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with rifles	Super Rookie Kill 500 zombies with Super weapons	Super Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with Super weapons
Super Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with Super weapons	Turret Rookie Kill 500 zombies with turrets	Turret Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with turrets
Turret Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with turrets	Marksman Rookie Kill 2,500 zombies with projectiles	Marksman Veteran Kill 5,000 zombies with projectiles
Marksman Expert Kill 10,000 zombies with projectiles	Pyromaniac Rookie Kill 500 zombies with fire	Pyromaniac Veteran Kill 2,000 zombies with fire
Pyromaniac Expert Kill 5,000 zombies with fire	Demolitions Rookie Kill 500 zombies with explosives	Demolitions Veteran Kill 1,500 zombies with explosives
Demolitions Expert Kill 3,000 zombies with explosives	Bludgeoner Rookie Kill 100 zombies with melee	Bludgeoner Veteran Kill 500 zombies with melee
Bludgeoner Expert Kill 1,000 zombies with melee	Killer Achieve a killing spree of 100+ kills	Slayer Achieve a killing spree of 200+ kills
Eradicator Achieve a killing spree of 300+ kills	Terminator Achieve a killing spree of 500+ kills	Obliterator Achieve a killing spree of 800+ kills
Getting Grips Achieve 1,000 career kills	Bio Warrior Achieve 3,000 career kills	Bio Veteran Achieve 8,000 career kills
Bio Expert Achieve 15,000 career kills	Bio Master Achieve 25,000 career kills	Undead stay Dead Kill one of each normal enemy
Boss Killer Kill a boss	Boss Slayer Kill every boss type, excluding the super boss	Faced the Ultimate Challenge Survive a round that the Super Boss spawned with at least 12,000 total HP
Super Boss Slayer Participate in killing the super boss	Vanquished the darkness Survive a round that the Shade Boss spawned with at least 12,000 total HP	Ended The Apocalypse Destroy the Cursed Stone
System Online Activate a resource node	Builder Spend 20,000 resource points over your career	Resourceful Spend 50,000 resource points over your career
Rez,Rez,Rez Spend 200,000 resource points over your career	Resource Hoarder Obtain the normal maximum capacity of 3,000 resources	Full Deployment During a round use up all your available Build Points
Skillful Unlocked 10 feats	Experienced Unlock 25 feats, includes level ups	Expert Unlock 50 feats, includes level ups
Master Unlock 100 feats, includes level ups	Dedicated Healer Heal others for 30HP in one round	Patcher Heal others for 250HP over your career
Healer Heal others for 500HP over your career	Doctor Heal others for 1,000HP over your career	Rescuer Revive another player
Hero Revive a total of 10 players	Saviour Revive a total of 50 players	Still Alive Survive 10 games
Deathless Survive 100 games	Sole Survivor Survive a round solo	No one left behind Have a round begin with 8 or more players and have the same amount survive
Back to Win After being revived, go on to survive the game	Walking Bomb Kill a zombie from the grave in one round with fire or explosive damage	Avenger Kill at least 5 zombies from the grave in one round with fire or explosive damage
Vengeful Spirit Grave kill 50 or more zombies in one round	Meatologist Dissect and place each type of meat during your career	Thief Claim a free item on the black market
Turret Recycler Salvage any turret that is out of ammo	Cutting Losses Salvage your turret that has toxins on it	Barrel Blaster Get 100 map barrel kills over your career
Naruto: Next Generation
Chunin Pass the Chunin exam	Jounin Be promoted to Jounin	Professional Killer Kill over 150 people
Traitor Betray your village	The Elite Learn all your clan jutsus	The Master Get any stat to 500
Village Leader Become a Village Leader	New Legend Rebirth
Bleach: World-Wide Adventures
Level Cap You have reached level 1,000	Highway to Heaven You have reached level 500	Espada Killer You have killed all the espadas
Death of Humanity You have killed all of the Karakura Town Heroes	Instinct Over Thought You killed 50 Vasto in the Vasto Horde	Mirror Mirror You have won the Reigai Event 20 times
Relentless Ordeal You have won the Battle Royale 5 times	Sado Immunity You have survived La Muerte 100 times	Fall of Seireitei You have killed 500 Shinigamis
Vaizard Executer You have killed 1,000 Lost Vaizards	That's It You have killed 1,000 Final Shinigamis	Minute-Made Assassin You have killed 100 players
Dog of Authority You have killed 10 Minute-Made Assassins	Little Rebellion You have killed a GM	Pimp Slapped You have been killed by a GM
Truly an Unstoppable Being You have killed Vasto Ichigo 10 times	There can only be one! Kill 50 npcs of each race and 10 players while in rage	Shunpo Master 15,000 Flash Step Uses
Lost Soul Get killed 200 Times	Treasure Map Loot 150 chests	Runner! Steal The Charge From Either Lab And Make It Back 10 Times
Failure Fail To Get Your Charge To The Lab	Almost There... Die With a Fueled Charge
Bleach World
Quincy Congratz on getting Quincy race!	Subsitute Shinigami Congratz on getting Substitute Shinigami race!	Berserker Congratz on getting Berserker race!
Protector Congratz on getting Protector race!	Arrancar Congratz on getting Arrancar race!	Boosted Gratz on getting Boost#1!
Shunpo Master You are truly a master of the Shunpo!	Bankai You have achieved Bankai!	Final Form You Are A True Quincy Achieving This!
Doll Master Mastery Of Doll!	Full Protector You have all now to protect closest to you!	Final Arm You have gotten the last type of the Mighty Arms!
Naruto New Generation
Chuunin Become a Chuunin	Master Have 150+ in all stats	Next Generation Rebirth
Cursed Seal Master Cursed Seal
Final Fight
Rain Ninja You have started out as a Rain Ninja.	Rock Ninja You have started out as a Rock Ninja.	Chuunin This shows you have been able to accomplish the hard and gain Chuunin among the other Genins!
Jounin You have accomplished getting Jounin, showing you are an elite ninja within the village.	ANBU You were made an ANBU by the Village Leader, showing you are a strong ninja who can even protect the village within the shadows.	Elite Ninja You have made Jounin and learned over 50 Jutsu techniques.
Clan Leader You've become a leader of a Clan!	Hokage The Hokage is the supreme leader of Leaf who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.	Amekoutei The Amekoutei is the supreme leader of Rain who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.
Tsuchikage The Tsuchikage is the supreme leader of Rock who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.	Otokami The Otokami is the supreme leader of Sound who is considered the most strongest of the village and also the best leader.	Black Flames Currently unavailable.
Everybody Hates A Sasuke Currently unavailable.
Sunday The 19th
Breaking the 4th wall Deflect a bullet with a katana.	Guitar hero Rock your cane in front of an audience of minimum 5 players.	Fast like Flash Click a bullet.
A little short for a Clone Trooper Kill a person while legless.	The galaxy's best bounty hunter Kill a person who has a bounty on his head.	't Is but a flesh wound Win any round with no arms and no legs.
He should call himself "Ass-kicked" Be on fire, bleeding and poisoned simultaneously.	Maced! Get decapitated by a purple lightsaber.	I am the Governator Kill 5 people (no teamkills).
Mark of the Brotherhood Survive a round of Gladiator from start to end with at least 5 competitors for the title.	Super Saiyan appetite Eat 3 sandviches in one round.	Got your limb! (And I killed you with it) Kill someone with their own limb.
Making the best out of it Kill someone with your own limb.	Master of magnetism Suck 5 people into your Proton Pack.	Fire Marshal Bill Put 3 people out with the Fire Extinguisher.
A real patriot Kill someone with Captain America's Shield.	He who must not be named Kill someone with the Avada Kedavra spell.	I wanna play a game ... Be the only one of at least 5 to survive a round of saw.
Give me a scotch. I'm starving Combine a bottle of alcohol with Iron Man's arm.	Shredded Kill someone with spiked knuckles.	Cowabunga! Kill someone with nunchukus.
It's pizza time! Kill someone with sais.	Raise some shell! Kill someone with a bostaff.	Let's get dangerous Duct tape all 4 limbs back on in one session.
The GodDamned Batman Kill someone with a Batarang.	Why so serious? Kill someone with laughter.	Bat Breaker Kill someone wearing the Batman mask while using a Venom Shot.
Gotta Catch 'Em All Catch someone with a pokeball.	I Pity The Fool Kill someone with brass knuckles.	The Cake Is A Lie ???
Sunday The 19th Log in on a Sunday the 19th.	Doublecrossed Kill the person you're impersonating.	Snikt! Kill someone with Wolverine's Claw.
One Armed Bandit Kill someone with Mr Hammer's Hammer while only having one arm of yourself.	Lord Of The Ring Kill the person who has the one ring while he's invisible.	It's a-me: Mario! Fill your belly on a maximum of magic mushrooms.
Bleach: Life and Death 2
Quincy Congratz on getting Quincy race!	Subsitute Shinigami Congratz on getting Substitute Shinigami race!	Berserker Congratz on getting Berserker race!
Protector Congratz on getting Protector race!	Arrancar Congratz on getting Arrancar race!	Boosted Gratz on getting Boost#1!
Shunpo Master You are truly a master of the Shunpo!	Bankai You have achieved Bankai!	Final Form You Are A True Quincy Achieving This!
Doll Master Mastery Of Doll!	Full Protector You have all now to protect closest to you!	Final Arm You have gotten the last type of the Mighty Arms!
Decadence
Double Kill Kill 2 enemies in quick succession.	Triple Kill Kill 3 enemies in quick succession.	Ultra Kill Kill 4 enemies in quick succession.
Rampage Kill 5 enemies without dying.	Berserker Kill 10 enemies without dying.	Master of Massacre Kill 15 enemies without dying.
Victory Win 50 online matches.	Veteran Win 100 online matches.	Flag Savior Return your flag 5 times in one session.
Flag Thief Capture the enemy flag 5 times in one session.	Fragtastic Kill 3 enemies with a single explosion.	Hemorrhage Cause 25 enemies to bleed to death in one session.
Undertaker Kill 15 people from the grave in one session.	Headshot Kill 15 enemies with a headshot in one session.
Teridal/Seika
Level 40 Reach level 40.	Level 50 Reach level 50.	Level 60 Reach level 60.
Level 70 Reach level 70.	Level 80 Reach level 80.	Level 90 Reach level 90.
Level 100 Reach level 100.	Dungeon Novice Earn 50,000 Dungeon Points.	Dungeon Expert Earn 250,000 Dungeon Points.
Dungeon Master Earn 500,000 Dungeon Points.	Defeat Elmenar Participate in the defeat of Elmenar inside Elemental Cave.	Defeat Dracolo Participate in the defeat of Dracolo inside Undead Cave.
Defeat Harch Participate in the defeat of Harch inside Liche Cave.	Defeat Sargon Participate in the defeat of Sargon inside Imperial Cave.	Defeat Dranol Participate in the defeat of Dranol inside Dragon Cave.
Defeat Bargliir Participate in the defeat of Bargliir inside Bargliir's Lair.	Defeat Theklar Participate in the defeat of Theklar inside Orc Fort.	Defeat Krilur Participate in the defeat of Krilur inside Shadow Lair.
Defeat Aergus Participate in the defeat of Aergus inside Spectral Tower.	Defeat Dredsha Participate in the defeat of Dredsha inside Plagued Cave.	Defeat Unyxor Participate in the defeat of Unyxor inside Plagued Cave.
Give The Babies A Chance Defeat Unyxor inside Plagued Cave without killing any of the Unyxor Eggs.	Defeat Arahk Participate in the defeat of Arahk inside Arahk's Lair.	Defeat Gorik Participate in the defeat of Gorik inside Rotting Caverns.
No Stomp Defeat Gorik inside Rotting Caverns without letting Gorik cast Stomp.	Rock Lover Defeat Gorik inside Rotting Caverns after killing at least 20 rocks.	Defeat Slimmus Participate in the defeat of Slimmus inside Rotting Caverns.
One Disguise Defeat Slimmus inside Rotting Caverns without more than one player getting Slimmus Disguise each berserk.	Defeat Enwyrm Participate in the defeat of Enwyrn inside Rotting Caverns.	Magic Bombs To Go Around Defeat Enwyrm inside Rotting Caverns after killing every Magic Bomb that spawns.
What Time Limit? Defeat Enwyrm inside Rotting Caverns in under 4 minutes.	Defeat Arkron Participate in the defeat of Arkron in Rotting Caverns.	Don't Debuff Me Bro Defeat Arkron inside Rotting Caverns without any player getting debuffed.
Defeat Dhali & Sheli Participate in the defeat of Dhali & Sheli in Rotting Caverns.	Sacrifice Party Defeat Dhali & Sheli inside Rotting Caverns after surviving at least two successful sacrifices.	Defeat Paltrid Participate in the defeat of Paltrid inside Rotting Caverns.
Buffless Defeat Paltrid inside Rotting Caverns without any player gaining one of Paltrid's buffs.	Paltrid Power Defeat Paltrid inside Rotting Caverns without removing his enrage at any time during the fight.	Defeat Jarob Participate in the defeat of Jarob inside Molten Shrine.
Defeat Grandor Participate in the defeat of Grandor inside Lava Lair.	Defeat Rocksmaher Rorik Participate in the defeat of Rocksmaher Rorik inside Volcur Caverns.	Rock Dodgers Defeat Rocksmasher Rorik inside Volcur Caverns without any party member getting hit by a rock.
Defeat Lavorm Participate in the defeat of Lavorm inside Volcur Caverns.	Defeat Volcur Participate in the defeat of Volcur inside Volcur Caverns.	Novice Slayer Slay 500 players.
Expert Slayer Slay 5,000 players.	Ultimate Slayer Slay 50,000 players.	Battle Novice Earn 50,000 Battle Points.
Battle Expert Earn 250,000 Battle Points.	Battle Master Earn 500,000 Battle Points.	Ahadile Pinnacle Master Win 100 Ahadile Pinnacle battles.
Pinnacle Runner Capture three orbs in a single Ahadile Pinnacle battle.	Pinnacle Star Do at least 750,000 damage or healing in a single Ahadile Pinnacle battle.	Capture Teridal City Participate in the defeat of Lord Jarkis and take control of Teridal City.
Capture Elveia Participate in the defeat of Lord Suraat and take control of Elveia.	Capture Vikadonia Participate in the defeat of Lord Xyh and take control of Vikadonia.	Capture Buldor Participate in the defeat of Krawe and take control of Buldor.
Capture Metopilu Participate in the defeat of Lord Dred and take control of Metopilu.	Capture Imperial City Participate in the defeat of Lord Gretus and take control of Imperial City.	Capture Frozen City Participate in the defeat of Lord Skirn and take control of Frozen City.
Capture City of Kings Participate in the defeat of Lord Gamlet and take control of City of Kings.	Capture Shinro City Participate in the defeat of Lord Vulkar and take control of Shinro City.	Capture Vikiar City Participate in the defeat of Lord Vikiar and take control of Vikiar City.
Fear No Imp Defeat Lord Vikiar inside Vikiar City without killing any imps that spawn.	Capture Necramor Participate in the defeat of Lord Necor and take control of Necramor.	Plague Resistant Defeat Lord Necor inside Necramor without allowing any player to die from being plagued.
Rats Everywhere Defeat Lord Necor inside Necramor without killing any of the Poison Spitters that spawn.	Defeat Corporal Hafmen Participate in the defeat of Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile.	Fast Feet Defeat Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile without allowing any Sand Worm to emerge from the ground.
Not The Pet Defeat Corporal Hafmen inside Ahadile without killing Corporal Hafmen's Pet.	Defeat Sergeant Carin Participate in the defeat of Sergeant Carin inside Ahadile.	Not So Frozen Defeat Sergeant Carin inside Ahadile without allowing any player to receive Carin's Gift.
Defeat Colonel Krome Participate in the defeat of Colonel Krome inside Ahadile.	I Like The Way She Moves Defeat Colonel Krome inside Ahadile with Captain Pilen being the first to die and stay dead.	Exterminated Defeat Colonel Krome inside Ahadile without allowing any player to die from Extermination.
Capture Ahadile Participate in the defeat of Lord Turlon and take control of Ahadile.	Freezer Burned Defeat Lord Turlon inside Ahadile after allowing at least five players to be frozen at the same time.	Master of Alchemy Level your Alchemy profession to 375.
Master of Blacksmithing Level your Blacksmithing profession to 375.	Master of Cooking Level your Cooking profession to 375.	Master of Fishing Level your Fishing profession to 375.
Master of Herbalism Level your Herbalism skill to 375.	Master of Jewelcrafting Level your Jewelcrafting profession to 375.	Master of Lumberjacking Level your Lumberjacking skill to 375.
Master of Mining Level your Mining profession to 375.	Master of Tailoring Level your Tailoring profession to 375.	Master of Wood Working Level your Wood Working profession to 375.
Unyxor Wings Loot a pair of Unyxor Wings from Unyxor inside Plagued Cave.	Krome Sheath Loot Krome Sheath from Colonel Krome inside Ahadile.	Unlock Chronokeeper Unlock the Chronokeeper class.
Unlock Dreadnaught Unlock the Dreadnaught class.	Unlock Bard Unlock the Bard class.
Resident Evil Alpha
Leet Get 1337 kills in a game, no more, no less.	You have been raped! Get killed by a Rape Boss.	MEDIC! Save a teamate with a T-Cure.
Savior Heal ten people in one round.	You are Dr. Ownage! Kill 10,000 zombies in one round.	You are a Demon! Kill 5 players as a zombie.
Emo Kid Suicide in a match.	Fire in the Hole Kill 10 zombies with one grenade.	Are you Jesus? Obtain a bolter.
Would you like fries with that? Get two maxed guns.	How'd you get that?! Become an Enforcer.	Survivalist Stay alive on Extreme difficulty for 5 minutes.
Wargames
Wanna be in my Gang? Make an alliance of at least 5 members [E]	Friendly Make an alliance of at least 20 players [M]	Empire Make an alliance of at least 50 players [H]
Keep your Friends close Make an alliance of at least 100 players [VH]	Get Decimated Give yourself a reason to restart in-game [E]	Trader Make a Million Through Trade [E]
Multi-Millionaire Make a Thousand Million Through Trade [M]	Billionaire Make a Billion (US Trillion)Through Trade [H]	Warmonger Reach Modern Era from Ancient under the Warmonger rules [H]
Through the Ages Play the Game from Ancient through to Modern [M]	Mean Android Attack! Attack a pre-gunpowder nation with Androids with Full Out Attack [E]	Sticks and Stones Successfully defend from a more advanced Nations attack [M]
In the Navy Start a Naval Battle [E]	Air Battle Start an Aerial Battle [E]	My Island! Lose a battle, but save your land with water and no enemy navy [M]
Rocket Punch Use a Conventional Missile [E]	I'm a Big Boy now! Use a nuclear weapon [E]	Daredevil Nuke someone with more nukes than you do [E]
Nuka-Million Kill a million people when using a nuclear weapon [E]	Nuclear Genocide Kill five million people when using a nuclear weapon [M]	Nuclear Holocaust Kill twenty five million people when using a nuclear weapon [H]
Nuclear Proliferation Reach the end of a game without using Nuclear technology when given the chance [E]	Radiation Poisoning Might need your 'friends' help for this one [E]	Ministry of Love Get 100% approval rate... One way or another! [M]
Education Education Education Get an A in your school report with a population over 50 Million [E]	Socialist Healthcare Get under 1000 PPD with a population over 50 Million [E]	Lab Rat Research all Resource and Building techs [M]
I have the Power Create a surplus of efficient energy from all sources [M]	Breaking the Peace Start the first fight in a game [E]	Battle Minded Win 25 Battles [E]
Battle Warrior Win 100 Battles [M]	Rivers of Blood Win 500 Battles [H]	Right of Conquest Win 2,500 battles [VH]
In your Face Find the Face on the Moon [E]	Space The Final Frontier Develop a Space Program [E]	My Rocket is bigger than your Rocket... Fire a Rocket into sub-orbit, and get it back down safely [M]
A Rocket to the Moon Land one of your very expensive rockets on The Moon [E]	Origin of Species Send an animal into orbit and get it back down. Alive. [M]	The Earth is Blue Send an Astronaut into orbit and back without making mince meat [M]
Fly me to the Moon The perfect way to use your end-game money [H]	A Space Odyssey Establish your first Space Station into Orbit [H]	9801 The Magic Number Reach 9,801 land [H]
Total Conversion Convert all your Farms into GM Farms [E]	Angel of the North Reach -100 Infamy [M]	Southern Devil Reach 100 Infamy [M]
Democracy Start as a King and move your way to President [E]	Revolutionary Go through 11 Revolutions [M]	Red Wings Get the third Rank (6 Medals) [E]
Blue Stripes Get the Sixth Rank (21 Medals) [M]	Green Chevrons Get the Ninth Rank (45 Medals) [H]	Alternative Vote Stockpile 60 Nuclear Weapons [M]
Proportional Representation Stockpile 300 Nuclear Weapons [H]
Dragon Arena
2nd Budokai Tester	Greater than a God	Unstoppable Kill 5 people without dying
Space Station 13 Medals
1.21 Jiggawatts	40K	421
:10bux: Entrusted with the secret.	A Holly Jolly Spacemas Spent your Spacemas being beaten to death with toolboxes.	A shocking demise As an Arcfiend, stop six hearts in a single shift.
Bear Hug	Better to burn out, than fade away	Blob everywhere! As a blob, grow your blob tile count to the number required by your objective required size.
Bill Masen	Black and Blue Charred on the outside, well done on the inside.	Block Stacker
Bombini is Missing!	Brown Pants Show no fear in the face of battle.	Bury the Dead
Button Pusher Seriously?	Call 1-800-CODER runtime error: Cannot execute player.unlock_medal()	Captain's Log
Chevalier du Sorbet Deliver the Magma King his Just Desserts	Contributor Thanks <3	Cream of the Crop Lemme tell ya somethin' right now...
DUI	Damned	Dangerous Game You're not allowed to complain if your crew mates beat you to death.
Dead or alive, you're coming with me	Deep Freeze A dangerous vice to fulfill.	Dracula Jr.
Expendable The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.	Format Complete AI, what are your current laws?	For Your Ohm Good
Fun Times :)	Glass ceiling	Go away! 'Batin! Frito Pendejo, public defender.
Good feasting As a werewolf, reach your objective number of victims fed on.	Goo Gone It's Good for the Gander	Guardin' gnome Lost and found.
Guerrier Du Gelato Complete Chapter II	Jimi Heselden R.I.P. Segway dude.	honk HONK mother FU-
He's dead, Jim Bones.	I don't give a shit Literally seriously, I can't.	Icarus Flew too close!
I'm in	Helios Just havin' a good time, chillin' out.	High Five!
I helped! You really did!	Illuminated Old-school chemist's club.	It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth
It's just a flesh wound!	It's not 'Door to Heaven'	Is it really that time again? Gordon would approve.
It's not easy being green Your muscles hurt.	Law 1: Don't be an asshat Asimov's laws were always a little behind.	Life, uh... finds a way
Man with a Scan	Misclick	MISSION COMPLETE The Syndicate would be proud.
Manhattan Project	Many names, many faces As a changeling, absorb your objective required number of victim absorptions and make it back to Centcom alive.	Master of Unlocking Performed the steps required to unlock the Good Ending from the solarium riddle.
Meth is a hell of a drug	Monkey Duty Twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer a week.	Mostly Armless
My Bologna Has A First Name And it's O-NO HELP GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAA	Neither fashionable noir stylish	Nero Watching the world burn.
Newton's Crew Stare into the sun.	Noah's Shuttle It's not 2 of each kind but we'll make due.	Oh, Doctor! Just the spot.
Ol' buddy ol' pal I really admire how you stack the odds against yourself! Yeah, make things challenging!	Old Enemy Tensions between Nanotrasen and the Syndicate are reaching a boiling point.	One Armed Bandit
Original Sin Take a bite	Party Hard You were the life of the party, before your own life got taken away.	Patchwork
Primordial	Primum non nocere	Professional Thief As a Spy Thief, steal seven or more items in a single shift.
Progenitor	Puerile humour	Quit Cloning Around Diminishing reruns.
Red Hood	Reefer Madness	Remember to Wash Behind the Antennae
Sheesh!	Shit Fest	Shit for brains
Shut Up and Jam The year is 2041.	Silent Running	Slow Burn
Smooth Operator	Spaceship of Theseus Despite all that, you're still in the same boat.	Spamhaus Hi
Spotless	Suitable? How about the Oubliette?!	Tax Haven
Thank You, Bus Driver! It never hurts to be polite!	That tasted funny	The Force is strong with this one *fwissshhhhhh*
The mail always goes through	The Syndicate Connection Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.	This object menaces with spikes of...
Through the fire and flames	Tinkerer	Tipsy
This station is ours! As a head revolutionary, live to see your revolution come to a success!	Too Cool	To the stars As a Flockmind or Flocktrace who has been in the Flock some time, successfully transmit the Signal.
Too Fast Too Furious	Try jiggling the handle	Unlike the director, I went to college
Unperson	Untapped Potential Who needs magic when you've got skill like this?	Vacuum Sealed
Vehicular Manslaughter Windshield's a little hard to see through.	We didn't start the fire	Weird Science
What's this box doing here?	Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see	Where's the smoking gun?
Wonk Owl always love you	Yield Lost the will to go on.	You're no Elminster! You might look the part but your magic's all smoke and mirrors.
You're a mean one... You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.