Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4.

Beat Level 5.

Beat Level 6.

Beat Level 7.

Beat Level 8.

Speak with all of the strange statues.

Contract a terminal illness and refuse to have it treated.

Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should have this medal.

Die at relativistic speeds.

Be a dipweed and logout before giving the game a chance.