Dear BYOND

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Jul 14 2010, 8:14 am
Truly Epic site.
Jul 14 2010, 12:13 pm
Ulterior Motives wrote:
Here's what I sent them, I hope they let me become a member.

Hello, I am struggling with an addiction to porn. I have been watching porn since I was eight. I found it in my parents bedroom and didn't know what it was. I was instantly hooked. I was always trying to find something new. By the age of 12 I was having sex with men and women much older than myself for pure excitement.

My favorite porn nowadays is bestiality, trannies, rape, and dom. I can't get enough. My lust for porn has driven me nearly broke. Free sites like porntube and xnxx, etc just don't offer the extreme stuff I am looking for so I need to pay for it. Sometimes I'll steal friends credit cards to extend my membership to these sites.

Porn has driven me to have wild sexual fantasies. Having sex with a granny, or my own mother is my fantasy. I can't live like this anymore though. I really need help and someone to talk to about this. I found your site while porn surfing. Ironic or fate? Please help me.

Haha, wow, that's pretty insane, they probably will though, since they pretty much think that it's a drug.
Jul 14 2010, 4:11 pm
I sent an e-mail asking where the option was for a pastor with a porn addiction.

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Jul 14 2010, 4:16 pm
http://www.whitemagic.ca/forum/

remember this cool site?
Jul 14 2010, 4:32 pm
EnigmaticGallivanter wrote:
remember this cool site?

Who trolled that site epicly?
Jul 14 2010, 4:33 pm
Disturbed Kat wrote:
EnigmaticGallivanter wrote:
remember this cool site?

Who trolled that site epicly?

Ulterior Motives (using the username as their key)
Jul 15 2010, 12:10 am
EnigmaticGallivanter wrote:
Disturbed Kat wrote:
EnigmaticGallivanter wrote:
remember this cool site?

Who trolled that site epicly?

Ulterior Motives (using the username as their key)

"Greeting all. I am interested in trying out some green magic, as well as some blue magic. I want the blue magic so I can attempt to speed up time, or pass through it to another time. Then I want the green magic to protect myself, and make myself invincible. If anyone has some good spells for these things let me know. I understand this is a white magic site, but I found many green magic spells and red magic spells on here. So I figured it deals with any magic that isn't black.

I am a pretty advanced caster, but not so much of a good scribe. I will share one of my favorite spells with you though.

For this spell you will need a pure animal to sacrifice to the goddess Shiva, and St. John's Wort.

Tie your sacrifice to your alter, place the St. John's Wort on your alter's bowl. Begin your opening chant, when you finish it go directly into this chant. "Munuzoh rogtioa vikaad kilikan" continue repeating this as you cut the head off of your sacrifice. Hang it upside down by it's feet over your alter. Let the blood fill the bowl, when it is full stop your chant. Drink from the bowl, at least a pint. You will find all of your abilities have increased, and you will feel much stronger. Remember to recite your closing chant, clean the area with cold spring water, and to cremate the remains of your sacrifice."
Ulterior Motives ^
Jul 15 2010, 9:55 am
Avenged Charlie wrote:
"Munuzoh rogtioa vikaad kilikan"
Ulterior Motives ^

THIS. Vikkad and Kilikan are two races in Teridal(Seika) for those of you who don't know. When I saw this chant, I spit Dr. Pepper all over my screen and rolled on the floor laughing for 5 minutes. By far the best use of BYOND material outside of BYOND to date :)
Jul 18 2010, 9:48 am
wat
Jul 18 2010, 11:25 pm
fuck that go porn w000000t
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