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It has come to my attention that there is a lack of coders lately. Just when people need them they all dissapear. Why is that?
They died in a tornado.
Uxor wrote:
They died in a tornado.

Then the ones that survived died in a fire.
Don't worry, they will all come back as zombies. ;)
I'm guessing this guy couldn't find an immediate response to a "i need coder" so he thinks that all the people who can work their way around in DM are gone from BYOND. Right.
I'd assume that they are all busy eating holiday food rather than pizza rolls and soda... well they're probably still drinking soda.
I think "Life" got them!
Coders are myths. Legends. Rumors.
Me myself, I don't think they exist one bit.
But... some, yes some people, say stories of these mythical beasts known as coders.

Ah well, don't get too deep into that.
Just go find a programmer. There are a good few programmers and a lot of amateurs.