Zaole wrote:
how to get a girlfriend: C) Be cool. |
Hiro the Dragon King wrote:
Zaole wrote: D) Don't look like a sissy and cry when she calls you a hoe. |
Make me a sandwich and some cake, and the sandwich better have mustard on it this time.
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Rasengan3oo4 wrote:
This is the only way you can get E-fucking, BILLY MAYS GUARANTEED ! Needs more caps...allow me: HI, BILLY MAYS' GHOST HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC IDEA!!! TIRED OF SITTING ALONE GETTING OFF TO PICTURES OF WOMEN YOU HAVE NO CHANCE WITH?!? SICK OF ALL THE KIDS AT SCHOOL CALLING YOU A FAG FOR NOT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE!?! ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A NEW IDEA: E-SECKZ! IT'S SO SIMPLE TO GET FAKE ADORATION IN ONLY FOUR EASY STEPS!!!!! JUST: 1) STALK SOMEONES PROFILE!!! 2) SPAM THEM WITH WORTHLESS SHIT!!! 3) DON'T BE A DOUCHE!!! 4) DON'T BE A BITCH!!! FOLLOW THESE STEPS(!), AND YOU'LL COME OUT WITH MORE E-PUSSY THAN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH!! BUT CALL IN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS, AND I'LL THROW IN A FREE RAZOR SO YOU CAN CUT YOURSELF, YOU WASTE OF BILLY MAY'S ETHER!!! IT'S A TERRIFIC PRODUCT, I GARUNTEE IT!!!!!!!!* *Idea posted will not actually work. There is no such thing as love on the internet. If you want compassion, go find a hobby and leave the troll den that is your mother's basement. No checks or CODs. |
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Hmm, I don't remember leaving this blank. Oh well. Good job on the review, keep up the good work. /Edit |
You've been selected as a tester for the newest invention to BYOND:
BYOND Portable. Visit my page for more details. You will be given a link to download the program and test it. Thanks in advance. -Proteen, Founder of BYOND Portable Inc. |
*looks down*
Two white knights approach from the south! Quickly, make haste and toss dirty images at them to quell their appetites! |
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
*looks down* Wow you are disturbed |
A) ask her out
B) spam inane comments on her blog