It's a dark, cold, and stormy night, you find yourself walking home alone from the nearby bar drunk as possible. As you walk down the sidewalk you notice a injured kitten lying down beside a dumpster.
You walk to see what's wrong with the kitten and notice that someone is attempting to mug you with a switchblade. Your actions are?
Pull the banana out of my coat pocket, eat it, throw the peel behind me, then ask the mugger if he has a lighter so that I can burn the tree that's to the left of me. When the mugger says he doesn't have one, I'll lure him into a room with only a table and a christmas tree in it. On the table will be a key. I'll use the key to unlock his past, so he'll give me the switchblade, and I can go on home.
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plz hiro im srry for makin u mad plz unban me i thought today was the end of my 3 day banish
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How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. | |
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