Mothers, hide your children from, yes, Jar Jar Binks tongue candy!
How oh how can this be possible in John Ashcroft's America?
...urgh. That's... wrong...
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Who would even consider buying that?
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I'd use it for oral :-/
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The honorable Senator from Naboo deserves better...
A couple years ago I bought about 12 bars of Jar-Jar soap at a local clearance store, because, hey, cheap soap. Unfortunately I soon found out why it was marked down (aside from being a Jar-Jar-themed product): soap wears down over time, and a bar of soap with a spiky plastic alien head embedded in it is significantly less comfortable than your garden-variety soap. | |
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Careful where you soap with that!
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Just yuck. That tongue looks really bumpy and bristly.