Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend

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Jun 7 2005, 10:11 pm
Keywords: bestof
BobOfDoom showed me this statistical analysis today. There's not much to say about it, except that (unlike many statistical analyses) it's hilarious and you must read it. Now. =)
Jun 7 2005, 10:34 pm
"So there you have it, my friends — finally, a cogent, scientific, non-self-deprecating argument for why I will never have a girlfriend. That said, if you happen to be a girl deluded enough to think that you and I have a chance together, feel free to drop me a line, but I warn you, you face odds of 157 060 to 1. I wouldn't bother if I were you."

That has to be my favorite part of the entire thing. But, overall - the entire statistic is more or likely accurate. People like us have it tough. =\
Jun 8 2005, 3:53 am
Words fail me.
Jun 8 2005, 4:51 am
He failed to account for personality.

*Cuts out another 50%*

*Crys*
Jun 8 2005, 6:55 am
maybe cuz ur not good looking, or mybe its yor personality