Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is not important.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
I SAID IT'S NOT IMPORTANT
God:
What did you mean by it? What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Am i going to hell, God?
God:
I think a lot of people are.
Me:
But am I?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
You suck.
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.