Stains That Look Like Stuff.

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May 1 2009, 11:48 pm
Recently, this aol article got me thinking about how dumb some people are when it comes to stains/imprints that look like holy symbols.



I'd travel 1000 miles to see this, wouldn't you?

Basically, it's about a stain or something that looks like the virgin mary, and out of a vote of more than 60,000 AOL users, 77% think it's just a stain, and 23% think it's a miracle. This leads me to believe that at least 23% of AOL is retarded. Also, more than 100 people have "flocked" to the restaurant to see this miracle.

This is not a miracle, if this was the Atlanta Falcons logo, it would be just a stain that looks like the Atlanta Falcons logo. If you think this is a miracle, kill yourself.

Feel free to give me the pro-stain side of the argument.
May 1 2009, 11:53 pm
I did it, I AM THE STAIN.
May 2 2009, 3:05 am
DONT LIE ITS A MIRACLE. Some people might have said that
May 2 2009, 6:07 am
Two things:

1) I thought that roughly 100% of AOL users were retarded... ;) Well, I guess there are some that have no other viable choice, so maybe the percentage is somewhere in the low to mid 90s...lol

2) I also have a story to share that's somewhat related to this stain:

At work, there's a guy who is very religious; teaches Sunday school, prays before lunch in the breakroom, reads the Bible and other religious books, etc... He also makes a short trip into the restroom almost once an hour (never seems to be in there long enough to do anything, so none of us are quite sure why he goes in there so often)

So then one day, another co-worker was talking about hearing on the radio about people who see religious symbols in objects (like this stain, Mary's face in a piece of toast, or a Cheeto that looks like Jesus, whom the owner says her husband calls "Cheesus"...lol)

So, sparked by that conversation, we realized that there must be some object of pareidolia in the bathroom, that our religious co-worker makes repeated, frequent visits to!

Another of our co-workers suggested that perhaps there's a (how to put this delicately?) "skid-mark" in the shape of Jesus' face!

And thus, the Holy S*** was born!
May 2 2009, 6:13 am
... Looks like an abnormal penis to me.
May 2 2009, 9:27 am
I saw a link to that, thought about how stupid people are, and went about my business.
Jun 14 2009, 4:07 am
vERRY funny buy me a memebershi plz =?
Jun 30 2009, 11:02 am
Lifetech-Sama wrote:
vERRY funny buy me a memebershi plz =?

Begging for membership?
Jul 8 2009, 10:53 am
ice warrior ur the most pathetic person i ever met and I feel sorry fo your mom she has too look at the worthless peice of shit you are 60 years old and still live in her basement whackin it to gay porn on the internet trying to act all big and bad you worthless fat fuck please dont ever say any thing about me i am not a fag unlike you and your father being str8 means you like women since you didnt know...
Jul 8 2009, 11:43 am
I thought it was a weird penis at first glance. Then I thought it was some old midget dude sitting on a plate with long hair and a huge beard.

TwoTon, I'm sure he loves you very much.

Let's go Falcons!
Jul 8 2009, 12:52 pm
Ice warrior i remember you now your the guy who was begging for gay cyber cock on MH ...wow you are pathetic and im sure he loves all guys!
Jul 8 2009, 2:47 pm
Someone obviously has a lot of RAGE and a tiny vocabulary.
Jul 20 2009, 6:31 am
You are a Nazi :).
Sep 16 2009, 8:01 pm
TwoTon wrote:
ice warrior ur the most pathetic person i ever met and I feel sorry fo your mom she has too look at the worthless peice of shit you are 60 years old and still live in her basement whackin it to gay porn on the internet trying to act all big and bad you worthless fat fuck please dont ever say any thing about me i am not a fag unlike you and your father being str8 means you like women since you didnt know...

Were you sexualy abused as a child?
Oct 4 2009, 10:33 pm
GET_MONEY wrote:
Ice warrior i remember you now your the guy who was begging for gay cyber cock on MH ...wow you are pathetic and im sure he loves all guys!

Hey, you spelled your name wrong. It's GET_COCK not GET_MONEY. Stupid..