I have a quirky sense of humour, though not quite like the unpredictable randomness that Elation has -- my last post was a shot in the dark, but I think it worked OK. ;-)

Back to the subject, this humour is finally starting to show up in my day-to-day work at Canadian Tire. I've been posting fun notes on my tasks, usually telling people not to interfere with the things I'm working on. This is the first one I used:

Do not steal this cart, under penalty of annoyance! (I can be pretty shrill when I want to be.) --Jeremy

When I had some signs I wanted to laminate:

Waiting for lamination. Discarding may result in serious injury or death.

A short while ago:

Jeremy's cart. Touching this cart will probably not cause you any harm, but why risk it?

Posted in response to someone else's note:
Promo/Charity. Please don't run away with my bugee! [sic]
But we're in love, and we're going to elope whether you like it or not! --Buggy and Jeremy

Second-most recently:

If you touch this cart, don't worry, I won't kill you. (You'll just go missing.) [winking face] --Jeremy

Thinking about it, I'm noticing a bit of an alarming trend in my notes... but perhaps worst of all was when the girl I really like found one of my more recent notes.

Jeremy: Get this box out onto the floor NOW! --Jeremy
You don't tell me what to do! --Jeremy

She laughed in a sort of "that's great, but weird" way. I didn't have time to get that box out onto the floor, though, thanks to the Christmas rush, so I added the following on Friday morning:

Why is this still here? --Jeremy
Sorry, forgot. --Jeremy

I still didn't have time to get the box out on Friday. I'm a little worried what she and/or my manager will think when they see it. ;-)