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Oh lord. Just got me a new 26 inch monitor for my computer.
It makes everything seem hueg and so far away. It is like... The BYOND website is upclose, but when I reach out to touch it, I can't reach, like it is a thousand miles away and ohh gooooddd.
It feels like I can see into infinity and my mind has expanded to the point of exploding.

Oh mann... I don't even need drugs to achieve this experience anymore. Just what the hell!?? This monitor is getting inside of my brain, feels good man, real good!
Imagine it ON drugs.
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Imagine it ON drugs.

Coincidentally, I broke my tea drinkin' cup a few days ago, and bought a brand new cup... Which is about 5x the size of any normal cup.
I've been chain drinking cuips of tea for about 4 days now.

Caffine is a psychoactive stimulant drug. And I probably have enough in my bloodstream that it would be lethal to anyone who is not a 100% pure blood Englishman.
The Magic Man wrote:
Coincidentally, I broke my tea drinkin' cup a few days ago, and bought a brand new cup... Which is about 5x the size of any normal cup.
I've been chain drinking cuips of tea for about 4 days now.

Caffine is a psychoactive stimulant drug. And I probably have enough in my bloodstream that it would be lethal to anyone who is not a 100% pure blood Englishman.

Eh, I have a rediculous tolerance to caffeine these days. I need 4 Red Bulls to even get any motivation to move.
The Magic Man wrote:
it would be lethal to anyone who is not a 100% pure blood Englishman.

Even though, you know, the Chinese drink more tea than the English.
Popisfizzy wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
it would be lethal to anyone who is not a 100% pure blood Englishman.

Even though, you know, the Chinese drink more tea than the English.

Because there is about 79 billion Chinese people living in China alone.

Besides, Chinese people don't even drink REAL tea. They drink that green or white "tea" (which has much less caffeine in it).
The Magic Man wrote:
Because there is about 79 billion Chinese people living in China alone.

No, they drink more tea, per capita, than Brits.

Besides, Chinese people don't even drink REAL tea. They drink that green or white "tea" (which has much less caffeine in it).

And they were drinking tea thousands of years before the west had ever heard of it.
Popisfizzy wrote:
The Magic Man wrote:
Because there is about 79 billion Chinese people living in China alone.

No, they drink more tea, per capita, than Brits.

Sorry to inform you, but Britland is not England. Britland contains England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales (they need to change the name to Waland though, damn traitors).

Them Scots only drink whiskey and eat haggis, and those Wales people are too busy doing rude things to sheep to actually be bothered about drinking tea. No idea about Ireland, they are insignificant and almost don't even exist anyway, and no one can understand their accents anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=8-lXND8wij4&feature=PlayList&p=2E5EB7DBC9E71DD0&play next=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9


And they were drinking tea thousands of years before the west had ever heard of it.

Still don't change the fact that they are drinking a weaker, basically watered down version of tea.
The Magic Man wrote:
Sorry to inform you, but Britland is not England. Britland contains England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales (they need to change the name to Waland though, damn traitors).

I'm aware, and it turns out I was wrong. The Turks still drink more tea than the English, though.
The Magic Man wrote:
Them Scots only drink whiskey and eat haggis

Haggis, I know what that is! Sean Connery from Highlander, that's what it is!