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10 PRINT "Yeah, you heard me, BASIC RULES got a problem with that(yes/no)";:INPUT A$
20 IF A$ = "yes" THEN 50
25 IF A$ = "no" THEN 30 ELSE 10
30 PRINT "Then you suck!"
40 GOTO 30
45 END
50 PRINT "Your my kind of person you know that (yes/no)";:INPUT B$
60 IF B$ = "yes" THEN 80
70 IF B$ = "no" THEN 220 ELSE 50
80 PRINT "You seem to be a smart person"
90 PRINT "Perhaps you can understand my issue with my game then..."
100 PRINT "Can you help me out some(sure/nahh)";;INPUT C$
110 IF C$ = "sure" THEN 120
120 IF C$ = "nahh" THEN 250 ELSE 100
120 PRINT "I knew you would see it my way."
130 PRINT "Hit me up on MSN at [email protected]"
140 PRINT "And I'll tell you excatly what my problem is."
150 PRINT "I'll be waitin here all night..heh..."
160 PRINT "This program will selfdestruct in 10 seconds...
170 SLEEP 10
180 END
190 PRINT "Don't want to help me out? FINE!"
200 GOTO 30
210 END
220 PRINT "You didn't know that? Well you are."
230 GOTO 90
240 END
250 PRINT "Oh fine... whatever, go lurk somewhere else... bah."
260 GOTO 160
END
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now heres the dare...
Get GWBASIC or QBASIC and pop this in... it will actually work. lol.