As for the job-hunt, still no luck. Apparently people would prefer someone with previous customer services experience, which is rather hard to obtain when nobody will hire you because you don't already have it.
Thus, my game plan is simple:
mob/proc/GetJob(wage,hours,rating)
if(rating<3)
Purchase("Antidepressants")
if(wage*hours<100)
Purchase("Byond Membership")
else
Purchase("Byond Membership")
Purchase("Booze")