Answer yes or no. If you are unsure of an answer, the answer is yes.
1. Do you feel like your current course in life lacks direction?
2. Do you believe there is more out there than merely meets the eye?
3. Do you find the people around you to be ignorant morons unworthy of your skills and intellect?
4. Do you want to achieve your full potential?
5. Do you believe in a higher power, yet don't fall for the traditional ideas of "Christianity" and "Islam?"
6. Do you have a lot of disposable income?
7. Would you like to join the ranks of many rich and famous people before you, including John Travolta and Will Smith?
If you answered "Yes" to any of the following questions, Scientology may be for you. Just follow this link to see what you can do to better your life.
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 Feb 19 2009, 12:23 pm (Edited on Feb 19 2009, 3:23 pm)
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Feb 19 2009, 12:34 pm
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Techgamer
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Heh
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I thought Will Smith was... nevermind, no use denying it. Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman are my last retreats. :(
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your scientology link is broken :p
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1: Yes.
2: No. 3: No. 4: No. 5: No. 6: No. 7: No. Thinking your life lacks direction is not a sign that Scientology is right for me. It's a sign that I need a god damned job. | |
1) No
2) No 3) No 4) No 5) No 6) No 7) No My current course in life is correctly angled towards success ;) | |