My fellow BYONDicans, we have lived through trying times, these past four years. With have struggled with the Narutards, and the mindless followers of Dragon Ball Z that drag down our hopes and dreams, with their 1337speak and their n00bery. For four years, we have tried to hold high in the face of tyranny and corruption, like those of Goditz, or in the face of incompetence and ignorance, like our Most Honorable Hokage of this Great Website.

But I post before you today to tell you one thing: Change might be coming to BYONDica. We must hope that our developers, as bright as many of them are, can feel the needs of the people. The needs for innovation and quality, over numbers and mediocrity. We must hope to be freed from the ignorance of the many, and enlighten them in the ways of the few. We must extend our hand to those with a chance of freeing themselves from the overwhelming idiocy that faces our great website today.

And, my fellow BYONDicans, I know, deep in my heart and mind, that there is one phrase that will ring out through the ages, when the time of N:BotLS and GOA are just a stain on our memories, wearing away with time. We must all remember, for now and forever: Yes we can.

Thank you.

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This is all an elaborately parodic way of saying that today is my fourth year on BYOND.