Whatever. Have that if you want. We'll take the branching family trees, the intellectuals, the engineers and scientists, the good colleges, the architects, etc. We'll build up our seemingly pansy world while your new country becomes Earth's new, violent, mud-caked trailer park.

Take your polluting trucks and SUVs, your eventual smog and lung-blackening sickness that'll spew forth like the plague. Take your cun'ry and hillbilly music, your plucky banjos and obnoxiously-tuned guitar. We'll take the artists with talent, the violinists, cellists, pianists, guitarists, drummers, bassists, and vocalists that feel the need for a world that works.

Take your hate crimes, your lynchings, your racism. Take them, and never give them back. The free-speaking world, which you will eventually leave when Bill O'Reilly and other right-wing pundits get their wet dream, is better off without them.

And keep those nukes and guns. Within two generations, there'll be no one left educated enough to use and maintain them.