Recently, scientist have discovered that though shampoo may be full of nutrients it has also been proven to cause cancer.


Now, don't get me wrong, very few people tend to get cancer from shampoo because scientist have also found out that conditioner tends to stabilize shampoo, killing all of the cancer causing substances. But what does this mean for those of us that only use shampoo?


That's right, we get cancer, but think of the bright side, if you survive this brain cancer, you may sue the shampoo company! But lets be real, you're not going to live if you have brain cancer so you might as well just give up your dream of suing a shampoo company and getting rich.

So the next time you use shampoo, be sure to use conditioner, or die.