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I believe I have found the craziest people ever. They claim the earth is flat, and have some of the craziest theories based on how this is possible. Here are some of their beliefs and some of their reasoning.

1) Space travel isn't possible.
2) NASA and the five major space traveling countries are a part of a massive conspiracy.
3) Back in 60's and 70's, NASA spent all their money developing advancing computers to photoshop images. Yeah, that's right, NASA developed the modern computer and Photoshop.
4) Gravity is not real. Dark matter accelerates everything up something something something. I'm not exactly sure, it made nearly no sense.
5) The stars are above us, and the sun is level with us. No one knows what is below us, but some suspect it to be some turtles and elephants (wtf?) or rocks.
6) The earth is flat, but cylindrical in shape. The North Pole is the center of the center of the earth, and Antarctica and the Ice Wall are on the edge.
7) The Ice Wall, a 150ft tall wall made of ice, holds water from falling off the earth.
8) They're all on LSD.
9) Satellite signals are actually from the ground.
10) Sun rises and sun sets are merely optical illusions caused by the cold light from the moon and the warm light from the sun.
11) Earth is 100% unique.
12) Antarctica is not really a continent, because of it's geological shape.
13) Shackleton was on pot, he never saw the Ice Wall because we was on drugs (seriously, I think an 1800's explorer would tell people about a giant 150 foot wall he found while exploring. Keep in mind this would be the pre-conspiracy days >_>).
14) Tides are do to a seesaw effect.
15) Global warming is either 1) canceled out by global cooling or 2) doesn't affect the Ice Wall because they are actually mountains covered in snow.
16) Volcanic eruptions still happen because the crust is thick enough to have a molten core.

Number 16 is my favorite. If the earth is flat, how can it have a core?

I'd love to see how they explain earthquakes and how continents move! Here's the site.
What a bunch of illiterate hicks.
That is, of course, ignoring the part where you can sail around the earth and many people have done it.
Foomer wrote:
That is, of course, ignoring the part where you can sail around the earth and many people have done it.

No, they claim circumnavigation is possible because the earth is cylindrical. And you can't reach the Ice Wall, either. Reasons:

1) Planes etc. are guided by GPS. Space flight is not possible, so satelites aren't possible either. The "psuedolites" misguide you.
2) Even if you did make it, the Ice Wall guards would kill you.

You're dealing with crack heads here, you can't win.
Give them some really out dated acid and they'll kill themselves, thats how we win.
Where do I join?
I'm offended. It's not "some turtles and elephants", it's 4 turtles and 1 elephant. Get your facts straight.

And they're not illiterate Yass, in fact they're smart enough to get a domain, make a site, and a forum to write and read on.
I could teach a monkey to do that. The fact they learned nothing from grade school proves something, doesn't it?
Yash 69 wrote:
I could teach a monkey to do that. The fact they learned nothing from grade school proves something, doesn't it?

Go read on the forums a bit...this is far past what a grade schooler could come up with. It's at least College drop out/burn out level.
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Yash 69 wrote:
I could teach a monkey to do that. The fact they learned nothing from grade school proves something, doesn't it?

Go read on the forums a bit...this is far past what a grade schooler could come up with. It's at least College drop out/burn out level.

Yeah, while some of the stuff is crazy, the other stuff would be most believed theory if we were in the 1800's (saying everything is a giant conspiracy doesn't really work too well when people have been to Antarctica).
Jeff8500 wrote:

Yeah, while some of the stuff is crazy, the other stuff would be most believed theory if we were in the 1800's (saying everything is a giant conspiracy doesn't really work too well when people have been to Antarctica).

Not with Dark Matter and Giant Turtles it's not(crazy).
I get the strong impression that pretty much everyone there is in on the joke. At least everyone who writes the major stuff (FAQ pages and junk) and the majority of users.
no, the craziest people are those people who believe pokemon are real...and have a message board talking about how they saw them during the day, but they somehow "never manage to catch them"
IcewarriorX wrote:
but they somehow "never manage to catch them"

Well with the government suppressing all research into Pokeball technology it's really no surprise. I mean trying to catch even a harmless Caterpie without one would be as ridiculous as using a regular Pokeball on Mewtwo. =P

DarkView wrote:
IcewarriorX wrote:
but they somehow "never manage to catch them"

Well with the government suppressing all research into Pokeball technology it's really no surprise. I mean trying to catch even a harmless Caterpie without one would be as ridiculous as using a regular Pokeball on Mewtwo. =P

Yeah, all the research into Pokeball technology went into creating advanced hand held game devices and games to go with them in the 70's.
What a bunch of literate r'tards. My face is sm-- Oh wait.
DarkView wrote:
I get the strong impression that pretty much everyone there is in on the joke. At least everyone who writes the major stuff (FAQ pages and junk) and the majority of users.

Well...it's really not all that funny. It is pretty unlikely Bible bangers know how to use the interwebs, though. Still possible, there's a ton of those crazies out there(see brother ross)
TRIPLE POST =o
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Well...it's really not all that funny.

I never said it was a funny joke. Most of the time spoof websites are run by people who don't get that without the wink or a punchline you're just an idiot running a conspiracy website.
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