Sin city today received a message from god ! He told us in our weather the message was pretty clear too me at least. I don't intend to get religious or anything about this post just for peoples info. Today it snowed in sin city (Las Vegas) we got at least 10 inches of snow that's new . For starters were a desert empty and hot even during the winter. For the first time in recoded history did it snow in Las Vegas Completely . It covered the entire valley. Apparently he wants us to clean up and stop those sinful acts we commit on our strip. He made it so cold and snowy more then half the city stayed in doors. I hope this teach my fellow citizens and state leaders too clean up our sinful acts and listen too the higher power ....GOD !
No really it did snow if you have never been here its frekin hot ! So snow is a Real Weather pattern change.
Dec 17 2008, 10:38 pm
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Nasasistik
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America fails.
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Nasasistik wrote:
America fails. No...just you. And isn't snow a good omen? I think torrential floods and meteors are bad omens...but snow? That's more of a "keep up the good work" omen. | |
Clearly it's God telling you that you need more hookers.
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Jp wrote:
Clearly it's God telling you that you need more hookers. Las Vegas doesn't have legal prostitution, so that's not it. It has to be a new policy that was enacted recently for it to be the first snow ever. | |
it's happy that Bush is out of office and wants to share the joy with every0one (who doesn't like making a snow(wo)man or a snowball fight?)
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Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Jp wrote: No, that IS it. Las Vegas has no hookers, but it needs some. On the non-religious side, you DO realize that there's been odd weather patterns for the past few years, right? We've had snow in Texas, south Cali, and even Florida. Also: You're an idiot. | |
Vexonater wrote:
No, that IS it. Las Vegas has no hookers, but it needs some. Again, snow is supposed to be a good omen. So if it needed hookers(and God wanted to send an omen), it would rain frogs, blood, fire or things of that nature. I say it has something to do with the shoe throwing. | |
Disturbed Puppy wrote:
Vexonater wrote: or maybe it would rain condoms | |
Vexonater wrote:
Disturbed Puppy wrote: hmm....used or ones that they can use when the hookers are allowed back | |
Or maybe it just snowed.
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Jesus was trying to congratulate California on Prop. 8, but missed it and hit Vegas instead.
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Jeff8500 wrote:
Jesus was trying to congratulate California on Prop. 8, but missed it and hit Vegas instead. rofl | |
Jeff8500 wrote:
Jesus was trying to congratulate California on Prop. 8, but missed it and hit Vegas instead. That actually....makes sense. Wow, God sure does hate "them fags". | |
and listen too the higher power ....GOD! If I have to listen to god he has to talk clearer, or to put it in terms god understands 'unusually dry weather in the UK'. | |
One time a tornado hit a lake here in Louisiana and it started raining fish. Is that some kind of omen?
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Aixelsyd wrote:
One time a tornado hit a lake here in Louisiana and it started raining fish. Is that some kind of omen? It means god thinks you deserve fish. Have you beaten any gays up recently? | |
Jeff8500 wrote:
Aixelsyd wrote: No... ... ... ... ... Okay, yes. | |
Aixelsyd wrote:
One time a tornado hit a lake here in Louisiana and it started raining fish. Is that some kind of omen? Apparently that can also turn into blood rain. The tornado that picks up the fish passes over land all the other junk it picks up and shreds the fish. It's pretty much just a chum storm from there on in. | |