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A dire threat to all of us lurks in our homes... This menace although seemingly cute, is truly a killer disguised as an innocent little kitten. The moral? Don't give your parrot a shower.
Lol, okaaaay.
"Yay, I have a pet that skulks in shadows and I only see twice a week! What's this? I get to be mauled too? Huzzah!"

Now, cats are pretty cool, but I really can't imagine having a cat after reading that article.