So I went into the bank today on my work lunch break, in an awesomely pressed suit fresh from the dry cleaners that morning. I looked all smart and everything.
This is what happened:
-goes to counter-
-passes bank card-
Me: I can has monies?
Cashier: Pardon?
Me: monies! i can has?
Cashier: Uhm, how much would you like to withdraw sir?
Me: ... monies?
Cashier: I can't give you money unless you specify an amount sir.
Me: all of tha monies!!
Cashier: Would you like to close the account sir?
Me: no noob
Cashier: ... okay sir just wait one second.
Me: k
-she hands me a slip to sign and I do-
-She hands me the money and my card-
Cashier: Thank you.. uh.. sir.
Me: kthxbaiiii!!!!
I then walked out and proceeded to LMFAO. Hard.
I don't think I should go back there for a long time. I'll use another branch.
ID:48315
 Sep 19 2008, 7:17 am
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Next time you apply for a job as manager of anything, 'i can has gm plz?'.
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XD wow, that's always fun
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.< kthxbai!!!!! I'm gonna use that line next time I'm at the bank. | |
Wow. You need help. :D
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You're now my 2nd idol. My first is a senior that came to our school a few weeks ago, and already got laid/is one of the top scoring soccer players in my area.
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hi5
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Guilds don't double well as personal blogs.
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That was you? I was thinking 'what a n00b, must be a Narutard'.
Nah, I kid. | |
"Cashier: I can't give you money unless you specify an amount sir.
Me: all of tha monies!!" If I was there I would have gone apeshit claiming you were attempting to rob the bank. | |
pics or it didn't happen
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Epic win
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RECORD IT NEXT TIME!