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[22:23:56] Pseudonym: A naughty corner in heaven
[22:24:00] Pseudonym: Is possibly the best concept
[22:24:01] Pseudonym: EVER

It's true, it is the bes concept.

Extensive research and logic has lead me to believe that there is no hell - or if there was, no-one would be there.

This is because God is all-forgiving, and anyone who has sinned will be forgiven their sins and granted access to Heaven.

So what happens to those people who are still bad/naughty/evil? Well it's simple. They go to the naughty corner.

Heaven's naughty corner is like the corner of the class-room. You are sent there and you are forced to stand in said corner and watch God, Jesus and the 10 Desciples practice Yoga for eternity.

That's the naughty corner.

Thoughts?
There's an end to your time in the naughty corner, right? I only remember bits and pieces of my early childhood, but I do remember getting "the corner" for acting out. I also remember being able to leave the naughty corner after 5 minutes, and a harsh talking to.

Also, can you be sent into the naughty corner after you've reached heaven? if you put a bug in God's coffee, could you be sent to the naughty corner?
Well technically Heaven the place where you recieve blessings and are able to do anything for eternity.

So I guess after a while you could leave the naughty corner. Beats eternal damnation.

And yeah, if you put a bug in God's coffee, I'm sure he'll see the funny side, and just put a bug in your drink back.

See, Heaven is just a huge place to play jokes on people.
This leads to an important theological question - could one be evil in heaven? Surely if you could be evil in heaven, it wouldn't be all that heavenly, but if you couldn't be evil, then there are big issues regarding free will.
Maybe one can just be a naughty, naughty boy/girl and God is really into kinky stuff?
I'm sure that anything regarding sex is allowed in heaven, as sex was invented by the almighty himself.

But yeah, if God made us capable of evil, then he should be able to deal with it in Heaven. I think God'll probably just spank you and put you in the naughty corner, but that's just theory right now. I'm conducting some more research.
Just out of curiousity... You guys a bunch of athiests :D? My reasoning for asking is it sure does seem that way...
Ss4toby wrote:
Just out of curiousity... You guys a bunch of athiests :D? My reasoning for asking is it sure does seem that way...
I don't know about everyone else, but I'm not. I'm a Theist.
http://www.byond.com/members/AtheismGuild

In other words, I'm an atheist. :P