IN ATTEMPTING TO CONSIDER WHAT STRATEGY MIGHT DRAW REFINED USERS TO BYOND I AM ENTERTAINING THE HYPOTHESIS THAT WE MAY NEED TO ATTRACT MORE BYONDERS OF THE "CAPSLOCKER" PERSUASION, PARTICULARLY THOSE WITH AN INCLINATION TOWARD AWKWARDLY APING THE ELEVATED, ALBEIT FLORID, STYLE OF WRITING ONCE PREVALENT AMONG THE BETTER CLASS OF QUEEN VICTORIA'S SUBJECTS. I THEREFORE PUT THE QUESTION TO YOU THUSLY IN A POLL, QUOD VIDE.

PLEASE NOTE I HAVE ONLY RECENTLY DISCOVERED THE CAPSLOCK PHENOMENON, WHICH IN MY ESTIMATION APPEARS TO BE A GRASSROOTS MOVEMENT OF HONEST FOLK ATTEMPTING TO REGAIN A CONNECTION TO THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR GLORIOUS WESTERN CIVILIZATION. YET, IF THERE BE ANYTHING UNSAVORY OR SCURRILOUS ABOUT IT, I BESEECH YOU TO ADMONISH ME AS MAY BE APPROPRIATE.