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Names Moma!
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1. Yo momas so ugly,
a.When she goes to a strip club, they pay her a dollar to keep her clothes on, and thats what paid for her collage!
b.She made a onion cry!
c.When she walked in the city bank they turned off the cameras.
2. Yo momas so old,
a.When I told her to act her age, she died.
b.Her birth certificate says "Expired."
3. Yo mamas so stupid,
a.When she sees a yellow school bus with white children in it she yells,''TWINKIE!''
b.She got tangled in a wireless phone.
4. Yo mamas so poor,
a.I stepped on a penny and she said "Get of my paycheck!"
b.When I walk through the front door, I fell out the back window.
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The Naked Ninja's Mama!
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1. Yo mama's so fat.
a. She sat on a rainbow and out popped skittles.
b. when she step on the scale it says "to be continued..."
c. Small objects orbit her.
d. when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
e. Her favorite food is "Seconds".

2. Yo mama's so old.
a. She co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
b. She sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
c. She owes Adam and Eve child support.

3. Yo mama's so ugly.
a. She put the Boogie man outta business.
b. Her shadow ran away.
c. When she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
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The top set of jokes I heard from school or I thought of them! All these are 2008© by Name®. More Coming Soon! Please comment on how funny/stupid they are and add some of your own. If I have extra time, I will put your joke on my list(It will have your key next to it so they know its not mine).