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6% (1)Ah yes. Rounding out this plethora of noobness, (see earlier: the trolling 'first post' and the 'lol I can make things better list'), we arrive at the 'Poll describing a purely hypothetical and highly unlikely situation'. One word: Zombies. Zombies are mean, bad undead who want nothing more than to turn you into a tasty pile of human butcher material. Now, before you oh-so-zealously answer my poll here, we'll go over a few guidelines:
-They're George A. Romero zombies. They shuffle, move around, and transfer said virus through bites and other injuries that can draw blood. Have a small sense of smell, can tell where there's living flesh in the general vicinity in the area.
-There are no big Nemesis/big boss mutants here.
-Animals are infected, yes, but they can generally only move if they have some function of their limbs (meaning zombie birds will be all too uncommon)
-You have only what you'd have in your house right now if you chose to stay.
-The zombies are somewhat blinded by daylight, meaning they mostly travel or do feeding at night.
-Assume it was a virus of some sort.
Leave a comment if I forgot a really good one, or what you'd do instead of my options.
Poll: Where would you hide in a zombie attack?
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If there ever was a zombie apocalypse there is a 150% chance that I would have caused it, and would be the one destroying humanity with my army of the undead.
I WOULDN'T need to hide. Hahahahaha. But in the impossible even that I wasn't the one in charge I would hide in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because it doesn't matter what I have and don't have, if there is no zombies around I am at 0% risk of being killed by them. | |
I have a crawlspace under my house with guns and food for just sort an occasion. Be it war, hurricane, zombie invasion. I'm prepared.
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My own house has all sorts of weapons in it. No guns or bombs or whatnot but A good sword or heavy weighted stick can take out a slow moving zombie with a well placed hit. Plus having plenty of food and water is a requirement for any sort of emergency situation.
@Magic Man - You do realize that in the middle of nowhere you would have no food and water and would thus die anyways. Not to mention the issue of getting to the middle of nowhere beforehand. | |
I'm going to barricade myself in an old house with a bunch of clearly mentally unbalanced people, somehow survive the night, and then lurk in the shadows while zombie hunters inspect the house.
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Main problem: telling the difference between the employees and zombies