Oh man, no joke. If I wasn't evil before today then I sure as hell am now! And here is the story of how I became (officially) evil.
On the bus on the way home from work this Chav* gets on with a sleeping baby in a pram**. It wasn't too old, a few months I'd say, and from the looks of things his Mother was pregnant again.
This pram the baby was in had lots of plastic bags full of shopping hanging from it's handles, and the babies mother parked it right in from of me, put on the brakes and stood next to it.
The bus proceeds to drive off and just as it turns a corner IT HAPPENS. The pram due to it having it's breaks on and being heavily weighted at one side FLIPS; WITH GUSTO, and effectively turns into a baby catapult, and the baby flies!
The Mother was sort of "Oh shi---!!" but didn't really seem to care and picked her (Still sleeping, or maybe dead) baby up and put it back in it's pram.
Hahaha, I was literally trying my hardest to not burst into laughter.
And there you have it, I wanted to and would have laughed so hard as a baby was catapulted probably to it's death. If that doesn't count as being evil then I don't know what does!
* A Chav to England is more or less what a Redneck is to America. They are annoying, stupid and uneducated people that are hated by everyone and breed like rabbits.
* A Pram is a baby carriage, it looked exactly like
http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00uVtTRmQBqElwM/ Baby-Pram-SP703A-.jpg
The brakes were on the wheels under the handle, which was supporting lot of plastic bags full of shopping in.
Today wasn't a totally boring day at least. Hahaha.
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 Apr 7 2008, 6:19 am
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Apr 7 2008, 8:32 am
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BlackBirdOmega
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Nah, you won't be evil until you tip the pram.
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Everyone knows a real evil person would've picked the baby up and eaten it. You sir, fail.
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As I understand it, Chavs are closer to punks or "gang members"(I use quotes because I feel most gang members are just trying to pretend to be the gang members they see on tv). People who try to pick fights with others, rob houses, or mug people. Rednecks aren't particularly known for this. About the only thing you have to worry about with rednecks is drunken bar-fights.
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Danial.Beta wrote:
As I understand it, Chavs are closer to punks or "gang members"(I use quotes because I feel most gang members are just trying to pretend to be the gang members they see on tv). People who try to pick fights with others, rob houses, or mug people. Rednecks aren't particularly known for this. About the only thing you have to worry about with rednecks is drunken bar-fights. I wasn't particularly making a comparison of a chav to a redneck, they are both basically "white trash". America has rednecks, England has chavs. They are basically just of a similar social class (the one no one likes). But yeah, the woman walked on the bus looking similar to http://mudislandvibe.co.uk/images/chav2.jpg the women in these pictures. As for what a chav is, it is hard to explain. But they all tend to wear the same or similar clothing, usually a baseball cap, some sort of tracksuit (usually fake), trouser legs tucked into socks and wearing tons of fake bling. They all talk in a rather... Uneducated way and tend to swear every 2nd/3rd word "Wut tha f**k you lookin at mate?" is a typical chav phrase. They also like acting "hard" (similar to a bully) when in large groups and think they can fight the world and win. Due to this they often annoy, abuse (usually verbally) and intimidate other people (usually without any reason at all). They tend to commit crime too, all smoke and drink while underage, most probably take some sort of drug (usually cheap cannabis). They don't tend to think of the crimes they are committing however, and are creatures of opportunity, if you don't lock your front door they will empty your house out, if you leave your car around they will take it for a joyride and so on (but due to how stupid they are they end up getting caught, a lot). Chavs unfortunately breed like rabbits, and it is not uncommon for them to have kids as young as 13, and by 20 the vast majority of them tend to have at least 1 kid. In short, chav are just a bunch of useless scumbags. The world would be better off without them, but unfortunately it is a crime to dispose of them (despite how wasted their life inevitably will be). | |
The Magic Man wrote:
* A Chav to England is more or less what a Redneck is to America. They are annoying, stupid and uneducated people that are hated by everyone and breed like rabbits. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqyU2z-FJr8 this video sums up chavs pretty well lol basically the scum of our english society. | |