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Well...It's been very windy in SC lately. Recently, my dad brought home a small windmill that was on sale at the hardware store. The windmill was metal, costed about 50 bucks, and was about 9-10 feet tall. Well today I got home and there was like, dead birds all in my yard. I mean seriously, like at least 5 of them all around the windmill, it was a f*cking bird holocaust. There were feathers and blood all over the place. If you ever plan to buy one of these as a dumb yard decoration, consider this, it is not in the windmill handbook.
This makes me want to get a windmill. Then I won't have to wash my car as much.
My nachos!
You could just pick up the birds and try to sell their food...I heard "Bird's Nachos" is quite good. :)

[And thanks for the welcome. :P]
Going to home depot with a bag full of dead birds crossed my mind once or twice.
Why would it? I mean, birds are so cute! You could just be a scavenger and fuck them while they're dead. D:
I remember when you told me about this on msn, xD