I think it's gotten to the point where I can safely say that this post was in fact a rogue bolt of lightning which briefly animated Hedgemistress's corpse.

Yeeep.

*sadly puts down the gravestone and drives it in*
There are two things you need to know, Squeegy:

One is that I made a new key years ago.

The other is that when you send someone a tweet that says "You lied. You're totally dead.", there's a very distinct possibility that something will be going on in their life that makes them interpret this as a death threat.

It's only the fact that I thought it was impotent-troll-style death threat and not one from anyone in a position to deliver on it that made me reply to you instead of seriously reporting it as such.

Be. More. Careful.
I don't know why, but that's friggin' hilarious.
Squeegy lied! She lives! *grins*
I like the original version without the cautionary warning that I got in the e-mail. It's much funnier.

(And now that that version has been committed to e-mail, I suppose it's also important to note: best of luck with what's going on in your life and hang in there.)
Yeah, sure, show me up by actually coming back a week before I went to bother you, thus making the heart attack I gave you not even worth the while. ;(

(I am sorry, though.)
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