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[23:24] Der Dragon: look at how multicultural and tolerant I am
[23:24] Der Dragon: the man in the middle must be gay
[23:24] YolkSack Yummies: probably
[23:24] Der Dragon: because I'd definitely accept him if he was, because I'm professional
[23:24] Der Dragon: one of those women is probably in a wheelchair, too
[23:25] Der Dragon: and even if she isn't, I'd still accept her if she was
[23:25] Der Dragon: because I'm an accepting sort of guy
[23:25] Der Dragon: I'm a professional
[23:25] YolkSack Yummies: you totally are
[23:25] Der Dragon: and professionals are very accepting
[23:25] Der Dragon: all 3 of those people are going to die soon
[23:25] Der Dragon: probably because of some gender or racial bias
[23:26] Der Dragon: they probably are actually secretly plotting to overthrow my company
[23:26] YolkSack Yummies: yes, the black women has sickle cell
[23:26] YolkSack Yummies: the asian has SARS
[23:26] Der Dragon: I'll kill the man first, he's probably old since he's bald and has glasses
[23:26] YolkSack Yummies: and just for the hell of it,the other black lady is going to fall into a well
[23:26] Der Dragon: which means he's probably unfit for work at my company anyways
[23:26] YolkSack Yummies: probably
[23:27] Der Dragon: and women just can't do the job anyways
[23:27] Der Dragon: in fact
[23:27] Der Dragon: I'm the only one who can do the job
[23:27] Der Dragon: I'm the only one who can do any job
[23:27] Der Dragon: I am THE man
[23:27] Der Dragon: people work for me
[23:27] YolkSack Yummies: you get all the money!
[23:27] YolkSack Yummies: ytou're the boss!
[23:27] YolkSack Yummies: to buy whores!
[23:27] YolkSack Yummies: because fake women are better!
[23:27] Der Dragon: exactly
[23:27] Der Dragon: and that's what being a professional is all about
[23:27] Der Dragon: plastic boobies
Deep, man. Deep.