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It be me birthday, what have you gotten for me, you scurvey dog!?
Yar, scurvey nor any disease be a valid answer...
Yar! I be wishin' ye a happy birthday, ye bilge rat! I'll be finishin' ye gift quick as ye blink--assumin' nat'rly 'at ye be blinkin slower'n the fires o' Hell. Arr!
Birthday? Amazing!
Ye get fruits! Particularly oranges! Also, vitamin C!
It's the swashbucklingest!

Man, my pirate speak stinks... >_>
Have a happy one!
Happy birthday.