*whisper whisper whisper*(who should win? IDK! T_T lolz i cant decide between my best friend and my girl friend)
ok
now it time
o.o
since Miss Lisa got good throw mama joke here I give her an 9
but Anita got good also comeback skills
so she get an 9 too
so I said the winner is...
tie???? omg
Both Anita and Miss Lisa
do you agree? Wolf
Lol who is it???
yep!
it an tie
and that an first to ever happen XD
yesh! Perfect! why didnt i think of that
it both of ya Miss Lisa
-_-
lol
well congratz both Lisa and Anita
?
But it cant be it gotta be 1 lol
lol just odnt ever challenge me to a yo mama match......cuz i dont stop....seriously...lol
It was a dark and stormy night. Um it was dark and stormy clouds everyone but I had a flash light so i was able to find the girl hole so i won! Yet the flash light battery was dieing and I didn't have extra batteries I didn't no what to do but they were recharable batteries. I was scared, so I panicked. What if I don't find the girl hole. I'll be a virgin forever! I became very angry but the batteries were finish charging so i cut back on the flash light to find the hole but she wasn't there. "That bitch!" I yelled out the open door to my apartment. She ran out on me, just when I was about to experience my first girl hole... I wonder where she went, But i didn't evn know her name, To think that i wanted to experience the hole and don't even know the girl name, But i only wanted sex. I quickly put on all off my clothes and chased after the girl which name i didnt no because she was after all only my sex toy. But it was so dark I could barely see her, am I overage or is she even hot to being with, time will tell. Thinking that she isn't hot or hot isn't a problem the problem was that I was hot up to have sex with her and didnt want to masterbate that night. I don't know*mastubates beserkely* but i was making god cry, so i decided to stop. i walked into the kitchen to fix myself up a sandwich, but to my dismay i found the jar of cool whip had been emptied! who was responsible for this? But then I finally found her and brought her back to my house a slipped my magic stick into her, But to think all this time it was a donut i wanted to have sex with....
Im back!
Who missed me?!
umm dude did we really need to see that
Is it icebaby or Me? lol^_^
thats it...
i warned him to many times -_-
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