May 31 2008, 12:16 pm
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*whisper whisper whisper*(who should win? IDK! T_T lolz i cant decide between my best friend and my girl friend)
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since Miss Lisa got good throw mama joke here I give her an 9
but Anita got good also comeback skills so she get an 9 too |
lol just odnt ever challenge me to a yo mama match......cuz i dont stop....seriously...lol
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It was a dark and stormy night. Um it was dark and stormy clouds everyone but I had a flash light so i was able to find the girl hole so i won! Yet the flash light battery was dieing and I didn't have extra batteries I didn't no what to do but they were recharable batteries. I was scared, so I panicked. What if I don't find the girl hole. I'll be a virgin forever! I became very angry but the batteries were finish charging so i cut back on the flash light to find the hole but she wasn't there. "That bitch!" I yelled out the open door to my apartment. She ran out on me, just when I was about to experience my first girl hole... I wonder where she went, But i didn't evn know her name, To think that i wanted to experience the hole and don't even know the girl name, But i only wanted sex. I quickly put on all off my clothes and chased after the girl which name i didnt no because she was after all only my sex toy. But it was so dark I could barely see her, am I overage or is she even hot to being with, time will tell. Thinking that she isn't hot or hot isn't a problem the problem was that I was hot up to have sex with her and didnt want to masterbate that night. I don't know*mastubates beserkely* but i was making god cry, so i decided to stop. i walked into the kitchen to fix myself up a sandwich, but to my dismay i found the jar of cool whip had been emptied! who was responsible for this? But then I finally found her and brought her back to my house a slipped my magic stick into her, But to think all this time it was a donut i wanted to have sex with....
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