I'm beginning to get annoyed with Christmas

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Dec 20 2007, 5:52 pm (Edited on Dec 20 2007, 6:33 pm)
Keywords: arent, crap, elves, holy, people, they
I still hate christmas elfs, but it has come to my attention the Elves(with a v) are the taller breed that is associated with Norse Mythology(real elves), while Elfes(with an f), are Santas mutant race of goblins
Dec 20 2007, 6:18 pm
Dead_Demon, you're generally cool, but the Elves of Christmas have existed long before that of dungeon crawlers with the modern interpretation of Elves. The elves your thinking of were after Santa's rendition of them, k?
Dec 20 2007, 6:24 pm
BigBoiD wrote:
Dead_Demon, you're generally cool, but the Elves of Christmas have existed long before that of dungeon crawlers with the modern interpretation of Elves. The elves your thinking of were after Santa's rendition of them, k?

I've always known Elves as being tall, even before I knew what a dungeon crawler was.
Then I hear that Santa calls them short, and it's like culture shock to me.
And I can't handle it >:[

Dec 21 2007, 10:23 am
BigBoiD wrote:
Dead_Demon, you're generally cool, but the Elves of Christmas have existed long before that of dungeon crawlers with the modern interpretation of Elves. The elves your thinking of were after Santa's rendition of them, k?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf#Elves_in_Norse_mythology
He specifically mentioned Norse mythology in his post. He didn't mention any sort of video game at all.
Dec 21 2007, 10:51 am
Sarm wrote:
BigBoiD wrote:
Dead_Demon, you're generally cool, but the Elves of Christmas have existed long before that of dungeon crawlers with the modern interpretation of Elves. The elves your thinking of were after Santa's rendition of them, k?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf#Elves_in_Norse_mythology
He specifically mentioned Norse mythology in his post. He didn't mention any sort of video game at all.

He was referring to before, when it seemed like I was talking about videogame/modern fantasy Elves.

I then did a bit more research and changed my post.

I still hate those damn goblin things that work for Santa
Dec 21 2007, 11:11 am
I still hate those damn goblin things that work for Santa

Shhh! Don't get them ticked off. Or maybe you think it would be fun to open that 3-foot tall present under the tree about three and a half days from now, and discover that an elf leaps out of it and EATS YOUR THROAT.
Dec 21 2007, 11:15 am
Gughunter wrote:
I still hate those damn goblin things that work for Santa

Shhh! Don't get them ticked off. Or maybe you think it would be fun to open that 3-foot tall present under the tree about three and a half days from now, and discover that an elf leaps out of it and EATS YOUR THROAT.


Necklace of Defense+23 with auto-casting Protection spells. That little thing won't get near me!
Besides, I shake the crap out of presents, so it's likely it'll be dead when I open. But just incase...
Dec 21 2007, 1:51 pm
Mystical elves of joy and christmas spirit flowing through them don't make christmas toys. Underclass asians do.

Nothing fills my heart with the spirit of giving like taking advantage of foreigners in poverty.
Dec 22 2007, 3:04 am
Kunark wrote:
Mystical elves of joy and christmas spirit flowing through them don't make christmas toys. Underclass asians do.

Nothing fills my heart with the spirit of giving like taking advantage of foreigners in poverty.

They're malnourished and Asian in the first place, so they're not going to be very tall. I think they count as elves too. ;o
Dec 22 2007, 1:02 pm
Lawl.