Cow RP

Hahaha. Anyway, my experience with Cow RP wasn't too good... At all.
I logged in, and within 2 minutes some weirdo with an even weirder name started accusing me of having a "None RP name" and tried getting me banned (I forget his name, but it was like "Arconicia Draconia (the level 27 epic dragon slayer(pretending to be a cow))").
Anyway, he accuses me of having a none rp name despite the fact that "Naruto219381293" was also playing (among others with similar names). So being the awesome cow mageling that I am I tell him he smells. Turns out this guy is the king, and now wants me dead and tries to do so himself (but fails miserably), and then accuses me of griefing because he couldn't kill me.
So being the ever awesome anarchist that I am, I build myself a fortress and attempt to start a rebel army to overthrow this crappy, evil, tyrannical king... But before I can finish the game is rebooted.
Two more uneventful games later (which also lasted about 5-10 minutes before a reboot) and I am suddenly banned for... Well nothing! As far as I am aware I did nothing wrong and broke no rules, but I was still banned :[

As for the game it's self. From what I saw it was lacking. There was very little to do in the game and there was a severe lack of any actual content.
It wasn't a very good "roleplaying" environment due to this. Compare this to Dungeons and Dragons, which is another "roleplaying" game. But in D&D you can roleplay millions of situations and it is easy to do so because there is mountains upon mountains of books full of things you can do for D&D, in comparison this game offers you half a piece of paper with one or two things you could maybe do.
It could have been a decent game, but the lack of anything to actually do in the game limits it's roleplaying community and probably turns a lot of people into griefers (because there is nothing else worth doing).
I'd call this a poor attempt at a graphical chatroom and not an actual game (but even then, there is a lack of features or anything to do).

Normally griefers aren't a problem for me, because I just own them and everything is fine. Normally I choose a class that could do some damage to every other class. Woodcrafter is one of them, where you can build wooden swords and wooden clubs. The clubs are better used for Blunting, where as the Swords are better for attacking. So making clubs and blunting the fuck out of the griefer until he/she dies is quite easy.

A "the good, the bad, the ugly" reference in a review? You fail.

Grief or be griefed............. I just own people who try to grief me. By the way watch out for Palitias. Known as Marcos or Macros. The griefing king. xD

also the girls get GM part is true... and often they arent even girls they just go on another comp and if lucky it has a diffent IP then they act that its there friend or sister... I mean my sister use to play byond but cause ppl use to act like girls since there gay or want special treatment people begin to think every girl who comes on is a boy who wants special treatment, as in admin or a low level GM

Savato OOC: I might just happen to invade the church and kill everybody in it now for our lord now.
Masterteddy1 OOC: y
Gerk logged in!
DonteetheNinja OOC: Ohh you angered the SAVARIL!!!!!!
Savato OOC: I'm not Savaril.
DonteetheNinja OOC: i know ur savbato
Naruto11022 OOC: dontee to the church
Knucles940 logged out!
DonteetheNinja OOC: savato*
DonteetheNinja OOC: no ic in ooc
Knucles940 logged in!
Gerk logged out!
DonteetheNinja OOC: Laggy as hell
Gerk logged in!
Naruto11022 OOC: dontee come on
DonteetheNinja OOC: This lagg is terrible
Naruto11022 OOC: dontee u coming
DonteetheNinja OOC: yes dammit its the lagg!
Nategrant logged in!
DonteetheNinja OOC: sorry bout that comment
Plunger435 OOC: Sav get on your MSN
Nategrant OOC: yea
Masterteddy1 OOC: nathen hurry back1
Masterteddy1 OOC: wtf
Masterteddy1 OOC: u fucking gays
Naruto11022 OOC: im coming
Masterteddy1 OOC: were all dead
Naruto11022 OOC: how
Plunger435 OOC: Nathan is on! He must be killed tis the only way to cleanse the holy land!
Naruto11022 OOC: dude i have proof u greifed
Masterteddy1 OOC: stormy pull my body anwayer..far away
Nategrant OOC: I EAT MONKEYS
Bonusminutes logged in!
Elmo12 logged out!
Naruto11022 OOC: dude he thinks i broke into the storage room and now hes going to greif me
Plumplum57 logged out!
Naruto11022 OOC: help someone
Naruto11022 OOC: someone help!
Plunger435 OOC: Hoed that grief.
Plunger435 OOC: How*
Naruto11022 OOC: Cornelius Rothschild says: I'll be back to execute you.
Gerk logged out!
Naruto11022 OOC: i never did anything
Bonusminutes logged out!
Plunger435 logged out!
Gerk logged in!
Plunger435 logged in!
Savato OOC: Broke into the resource room.
Savato OOC: I caught you.
Naruto11022 OOC: someone unshackle me
Naruto11022 OOC: i did not dude its for everyone
Plunger435 OOC: Shut up, it's not grief if he roleplays!
Naruto11022 OOC: dude hes friking stole it form me
Naruto11022 OOC: you shut it
Plunger435 OOC: Time to die.
Masterteddy1 OOC: omg
Masterteddy1 OOC: now im creating a hate list
Naruto11022 OOC: teddy byebye
Naruto11022 OOC: we need to tell bo
Masterteddy1 OOC: u 3 are all oficaly on it
Savato OOC: Oh you'll be joining him.
Naruto11022 OOC: someone get bio
Naruto11022 OOC: bo
Masterteddy1 OOC: jhust cause u cant RP
Savato OOC: I killed him earlier because the king ordered it.
Savato OOC: Teddy, I can RP circles around you.
Masterteddy1 OOC: lol no u cant
Masterteddy1 OOC: u just didint
Naruto11022 OOC: savato
Masterteddy1 OOC: Teddy says: run
Faron Du'Moht says: Hello.
Cornelius Rothschild says: Excuse me.
Stormy Wellyn says: Faron its been a while old freind!!
Cornelius Rothschild hits Teddy's head bluntly!
Cornelius Roths
Masterteddy1 OOC: there
Savato OOC: You can't RP for crap.
Masterteddy1 OOC: u said not 1 word and killed
Savato OOC: You ran.
Masterteddy1 OOC: lol i can RP beter then you can
Savato OOC: The king ordered me to kill you and take your book.
Masterteddy1 OOC: any day
Savato OOC: Doubted.
Masterteddy1 OOC: lol
Plunger435 OOC: Contacted bo, told that two noobs were spamming grief.
Savato OOC: Say something RP-worthy. Right now.
Masterteddy1 OOC: well
Masterteddy1 OOC: you without RP reason kill me
Masterteddy1 OOC: and you always kill me
Savato OOC: RP. RIGHT NOW.
Masterteddy1 OOC: thats anti RP
Savato OOC: Just monologue right now.
Gerk logged out!
Gerk logged in!
Masterteddy1 OOC: and all i was doing was gatheriong people to make a town away from YOU
Knucles940 logged out!
Naruto11022 OOC: yes savato thats all we were doing
Knucles940 logged in!
Masterteddy1 OOC: if this game
Masterteddy1 OOC: EVER
Savato OOC: Monologue.
Savato OOC: Right now.
Masterteddy1 OOC: gets public host
Savato OOC: Say something that's RP.
Knucles940 logged out!
Savato OOC: Decent RP.
Masterteddy1 OOC: it woukld rock
Knucles940 logged in!
Plunger435 OOC: Already contacted yhe host.
Knucles940 logged out!
Savato OOC: I can RP circles around you, kid, I really can.
Masterteddy1 OOC: um i cant
Knucles940 logged in!
Masterteddy1 OOC: cause unlike you i like the rulez
Plunger435 OOC: He said he doesn'y care.
Masterteddy1 OOC: and i dont ic in ooc
Masterteddy1 OOC: i just talk
Masterteddy1 OOC: and i dont grief
Naruto11022 OOC: wow a greifer
Masterteddy1 OOC: and THIS is why b4 (warren remembers) i went around as king killing every person every game for like 2 weeks solid
Savato OOC: Teddy, you've ICed in OOC for the past two rounds.
DonteetheNinja OOC: Sidescreen to rp: A dark shadow crept over bovinia silently creeping throught the streets in a form caught throught the air.........
Savato OOC: Yeah, I'm sure you actually could kill Warren.
EwokOwnz logged out!
Savato OOC: (sarcasm)
Naruto11022 OOC: everyoine who has been greifed by savato say i
Savato OOC: I bet you only fucking morons say I.
DonteetheNinja OOC: Guys read the rp sign
Masterteddy1 OOC: i
Masterteddy1 OOC: =O
Naruto11022 OOC: i
Savato OOC: That's what I've been asking Teddy to do, Dontee.
Naruto11022 OOC: >.< bitch
Masterteddy1 OOC: im gona make a list of people that hate savato XD
Savato OOC: He refuses to.
Plunger435 OOC: Narutard fucked up my icon....
Savato OOC: I've written RPs.
DonteetheNinja OOC: No the one i just posted
Plunger435 OOC: Bug abusing....
Naruto11022 OOC: how
Naruto11022 OOC: i didnt bug abuse
Plunger435 OOC: reported.....
DonteetheNinja OOC: about the plague rp
DonteetheNinja OOC: sleep
Naruto11022 OOC: wth i never bug abused
Naruto11022 OOC: plunger
Naruto11022 OOC: im dead idiot
Savato OOC: My point?
Savato OOC: Both of you are wannabe griefer morons.
Savato OOC: You're newbies and noobs.
Masterteddy1 OOC: um
Savato OOC: I'm an oldbie of some renown.
Masterteddy1 OOC: ur the griefer
Plunger435 OOC: I started when savato strated.
Masterteddy1 OOC: u a
Masterteddy1 OOC: have grudge
Masterteddy1 OOC: 2
Savato OOC: If I was griefing everybody would be dead now.
Savato OOC: No.
Masterteddy1 OOC: grief
Savato OOC: The king ordered me to kill the priest and take his book.
Masterteddy1 OOC: 3
Masterteddy1 OOC: thats bullshit
Masterteddy1 OOC: and even i know it
Savato OOC: Oh my.
Savato OOC: You can count.
Savato OOC: I'm impressed.
Plunger435 OOC: Grief - Any action that disrupts the role-play with non-role-play actions.
Naruto11022 OOC: im sending this all to bo:)
Masterteddy1 OOC: good
Savato OOC: You can't contact Bo.
Naruto11022 OOC: to get savato perm banned
Savato OOC: He also said he doesn't care.
Masterteddy1 OOC: naruto
Savato OOC: I was already permbanned, dumbasses.
Masterteddy1 OOC: got msn?
Plunger435 OOC: Got milk?
Savato OOC: In fact, I said if I 'm ever unbanned I'ma become the best griefer since Hellish.
Savato OOC: I'm actually RPing, so, it's a miracle.
Savato OOC: Oh, right, you guys weren't around when Hellish was about.
Masterteddy1 OOC: i was
Plunger435 OOC: You should see savato when he's pissed!
Masterteddy1 OOC: were you around when "imrellycool" was around
Savato OOC: Yeah.
DonteetheNinja OOC: Guys please stop!
Savato OOC: He was an amateur.
Reboot vote! 20 seconds to vote
Masterteddy1 OOC: or bak in the day when helinke was like the super awesome guy that SHOULDhave been GM
Plunger435 OOC: Me and savato were here way before you guys.
Savato OOC: Hey, I could've been GM if I wanted to be.
Reboot vote was no.
DonteetheNinja OOC: for me and the gaming community we want you to stop fighting as bad as a fat kid wants cake
Savato OOC: Then I pissed a lot of people off.
DonteetheNinja OOC: So please stop...
Savato OOC: I'm skinny and I like cake.
Savato OOC: It's because I look like L.
Plunger435 OOC: You were trusted.
Savato OOC: But if I show you pictures it'd reveal my true gender.
Masterteddy1 OOC: i can shut up but savato keeps provoking me ..its not my fault..i cant control my hate of retards
Savato OOC: I am not retarded, good sir.
DonteetheNinja OOC: Suddenly all of bovinia was falling sick with the plague
Too late.
Masterteddy1 OOC: o no
Plunger435 OOC: I would you a picture of me, but that would make you instantly gay.
Masterteddy1 OOC: ur shit righjt?






this is for bo




Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan!
Cornelius Rothschild attacks Nathan's corpse!



savato=cornelius rothschild


he killed me for taking wood from the storage

Good for them.

Hahaha how stupid can they get, Idiots...

Just to clarify, Leafman attacked Levron first, this was but a part of the log.

if a GM is reading this:
whenether i start game i get black screen and i can talk


my name is alexrich9