So, in my town, they decided to ban any and all Santas from saying "Ho ho ho". If they do, they get fined and such. They now have to say "Ha ha ha" or "Hee hee hee".
They did this because they didn't want to "offend" anyone.
Christmas died.
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 Nov 15 2007, 5:15 pm
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Nov 15 2007, 5:18 pm
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GhostAnime
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Damn those whores and those half-deaf old bats who got offended at the word "ho" rather than "hoe" or "whore" >_>
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I know, right? Who cares about those people, anyway?
Somebody that isn't me should go GTA over here. | |
If only this was the worst ban ever. Crap like this comes up every Christmas.
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I think the suggested replacements are actually more likely to offend.
Santa: Ha ha ha! Me: What's so funny, punk?! | |
DarkView wrote:
If only this was the worst ban ever. Crap like this comes up every Christmas. First time I ever heard about it :O | |
I would become a Santa and say "Hee hee crotchgrab" just to "offend" people with the Micheal Jackson case
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Dead_Demon wrote:
First time I ever heard about it :O This specific ban yeah, but every Christmas we see something like it. You can't say Christmas because it offends Jewish people, the Mayor can't end a speech with "merry Christmas" because that's offensive to everyone who doesn't celebrate, you can't say Santa because it offends the Easter Bunny, you can't have a Christmas tree because it offends woodland animals. Every year they find a new group that could potentially be offended by part of the celebration. The annoying part is that most of the time these groups aren't offended at all, it's just people with too much spare time who need to feel like they're sticking up for a minority in order to feel good. | |
I like to offend people, I refuse to denounce any and every Christmas reference I can, I even go around work singing carols to people that might be offended by our decorations.
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At this rate, it won't be too long until we're telling everyone, "Merry X-mas", while decorating our Christmas palm trees and hiding from robot Santa.
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Pop, you evil man! How dare you tell someone "Merry Christmas" when you have not enquired what religion they follow??? Shame on you!!!
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Ho ho ho.
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If you want to get around this ban, use the U.S. related secret weapon. :D (you know what that is)
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Bandock wrote:
If you want to get around this ban, use the U.S. related secret weapon. :D (you know what that is) Bill Clinton? | |
Bandock wrote:
If you want to get around this ban, use the U.S. related secret weapon. :D (you know what that is) Sue, sue and sue? Lawyers are very dangerous weapons in the West ;/ | |
99% of the population doesnt give a shit and then a few loudmouth idiots have a problem and everything has to be changed. I remember when they had to be called "Holiday" trees in this one catalog rather than "Christmas"...Quite redonkulous if you ask me.
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Crispy wrote:
I think the suggested replacements are actually more likely to offend. You know how much fun you can have with that? Santa wanna be- Ha ha ha! Happy Holidays! Atheist: *Slap* How dare you! | |
The secret weapon I'm referring to is civil disobedience. :P
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rofl bandock
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lololol
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