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Happy birthday to me.

No party this year.
...But... I expected cake...?
Happy birthday. Rape Lisa. o;
I haven't had a birthday party since I was twelve.
BigBoiD wrote:
Happy birthday. Rape Lisa. o;

Or you know... not...
Your best friend the Companion Cube would have been there, but you murdered him.
Tiberath wrote:
BigBoiD wrote:
Happy birthday. Rape Lisa. o;

Or you know... not...

Sex her? >_>
Whenever I have a birthday I play the "let's see how many people remember it's my birthday" game, then I shed a single tear.
Happy birthday >_> <_< >_>
Grats. I'm not a huge fan of birthday parties either. They're great when someone else is throwing them but when it's your party there's just so much work.
I've only celebrated one birthday in the last 10 years... and I wasn't celebrating it. The girlfriend I had at the time was celebrating, and I was putting up with it. I didn't even remember that it was my birthday this year until someone tried to buy me a cake and I told them to go eat it themselves. In fact, I don't celebrate anything, Christmas, New Years, Birthdays... nadda.
I would have got you a cake, but it was a lie.

Happy vagina emergence day.
Wait, I'm older than you? I feel sad now. Happy, slightly late, birthday. I went to a friends birthday party for my birthday.
Happy birthday.