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Hat tip to Dubious Quality, there's a great link to a site of bizarre scientific papers, starting with perhaps the most obvious: Country music increases suicide rates.

I told you so.
I'd want to kill myself if I heard country music all the time.
And once again, it takes scientists years to tell us something that we already knew.

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./~ Only yoououououuuuuuu... make me feeleeel this waayaayaayaaaayyyayyyyy ./~
Well, it makes me sad when you don't even call me by my name.