There is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting the Ims sent and this is all a complete load of bullsh*t. Send this to 5.487645432958124364457860654843 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send 5 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile
of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!

Really!!!

Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.

*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house.

Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!