Since several of you seem to have hit rock bottom on this penny thing I have listed several rock-bottom methods of making money.
1. http://www.members.byond.com/mikau
* If Option 1 doesn't work select the following alternatives.
2. Suck a penis behind a dumpster for 5 dollars.
3. Collect coke bottles out of that same dumpster and turn them in for the average 5 cent per bottle, unless of course you live in michigan or wherever the hell it is, in that case...JACKPOT MOFO.
4. When Arriving at the dump to collect your fee, Offer felatio.
5. Get a job you bum.
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 Sep 13 2007, 2:31 pm
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Well i heard that (HEARD NOT DONE) if you stare at a persons(man or female) penis that they will run from you.
But Wait. Chase After them and offer to blow job them for 10 Dollars a half-hour. If you dont sleep You could make a fourtne. PS Dont star at the old guy behind the dumpster. HES NUTS | |
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If you're a chick, and have no self respect, you can sell your vagina by that dumpster.
Or if you're a chick, you can hold some persons baby in your baby maker.