How do the idiots so common on the members blog page thingy pop up?

Isn't the general rule the stupider you are, the less money you have?
Yet those idiots who post things like "hay gaiz i hav membrship nao lolz" and waste precious bandwith expect me to go comment "ROFL CONGRATZ", isntead of making an entire blog post that wastes MORE precious bandwith, as I am doing?

Well, not so!
The only real way to beat idiots at their game..

Is to.. Uhm.
...How can you beat an idiot?
Okay! That's what this post is for.
Come up with ways you can make an idiot see the light.

And, GO!