Yesterday: a single, undented, unopened, unpunctured can of Busch Light.
Today: a $20 bill, moist from the morning dew. It wasn't weighted down or stuck to the ground. It was just lying there.
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 Aug 27 2007, 6:09 am
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Aug 27 2007, 6:10 am
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Crashed
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Gravity leather pants of luck +2
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Gughunter wrote:
Yesterday: a single, undented, unopened, unpunctured can of Busch Light. I find it hard to believe the Busch Light can was undented. Why? Because every Busch Light can on the face of this Earth has a dent in it. So does every Keystone can. Why do you ask? Well, Busch Light is Bud Light, but it has a dent on it so they taste sort of different. The dents are hard to see, but they are mostly on the top of it. You have to look closely. Keystone's are actually Coors Light but with a dent in it. What happens is, while the cans are being made, some mistakes happen and they dent, so instead of throwing them away, they just put call it a different name and make it a few dollars cheaper. | |
Ew, Light Beer.
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Haha Light Beer isn't really light.
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Late weekend night and I'm at the Bojar Grill, I got decisions to be made between lager and ale. When through the kitchen door, come the dancing girl, then everything on the menu mattered. Oh, the thoughts in my head, oh, if she knew. I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob, 'cause I'm ready!, Willing and able!, Yes, I'm ready!, Willing and able!
Kim Mitchell, for the win! As soon as I saw this post, that song popped into my head. | |
sounds like a secret admirer to me
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Crashed wrote:
Gravity leather pants of luck +2 Holy chain mail of regeneration +5 | |
@Cavern: I've been searching the collective internet as a whole to see if Busch Beer is irregular Bud Light, to no avail. I'd call bullocks on that.
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Clearly someone in your neighborhood is leaving you offerings on the assumption that you are a god.
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D4RK3 54B3R wrote:
Holy chain mail of regeneration +5, Batman! | |
If this keeps up, your driveway will level up and will probably get paved as new armor.
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