I would like to bomb the Wrigley's headquarters. Their Excel Tubes and Juicy Fruit Tubes commercials are the most annoying commercials on television.
Who's with me?
Jun 18 2007, 3:34 pm
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ACWraith
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There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere, but apparently Spuzzum has access to bombs.
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The commercials do say, "Thumbs up, baby."
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https://tips.fbi.gov/ I have tipped off the FBI!
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"the high volume of information that we receive,"
I bet it's all pranks and dares. | |
ACWraith wrote:
There's a dead baby joke in here somewhere, but apparently Spuzzum has access to bombs. Yeah, I woulda been with him on eatin' babies, but this is just crazy. | |
(WSAY - Hanns: Wait a minute! What was professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?! (You asked for it))
(WSAY - Spuzzum: So he grows his own food. Big deal.) Anyhoo, I'm pretty sure the FBI has a pretty big file on me already. My large cache of converted semi-automatic-to-full-automatic weapons is hidden in a locked chest on the other side of the Ptomac, within striking distance of the capitol. We sacked Washington in the war of 1812, and by Allah we'll do it again! (Speaking honestly, I would absolutely adore it if there was an international incident over this... it'd at least drum up the argument that the United States Dep't of Homeland Security wouldn't know satire if it hit it in the face.) | |
mhmm, mhmm, yeah i think i agree fullheartedly.
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Jtgibson wrote:
(Speaking honestly, I would absolutely adore it if there was an international incident over this... it'd at least drum up the argument that the United States Dep't of Homeland Security wouldn't know satire if it hit it in the face.) I can think of some better things to hit Chertoff in the face. That f'er broke my town. | |