If you're all of title(), then, I have just place for you, the kitchen!

• What you need
• Saucepan
• Sausage
• Egg
• Bread
• Toaster

Step one: Start cooking the sausage on the pan, when it is half way done, place the egg on the pan and put the toast in the toaster. When the toast cooks, butter it and put it on a plate. Once the egg and sausage cook, put the sausage next to your piece of toast and put the egg on the toast.

Put a small quantity of pepper on the egg and sausage. Put insanely large quantities of salt on both the sausage and the egg. Coat the sausage in tomato sauce.

Cut a corner of the egg off, and attach it to a fork. Cut a small piece of the sausage off and attach it to the afore mentioned fork. Place the fork inside your mouth, close your teeth a bit, and remove the fork. Begin chewing and smiling at the taste of awesome being whooshed through your body. Swallow, and drink a mouthful of scoldering hot, English-breakfast tea, with an insanely small quantity of milk and 2.5 teaspoons of sugar.

Repeat the process and have a wonderful day afterwards.