Well, today the front page was vandalized by someone looking for help (complete rewrite in all capital letters, asking for help, followed by an email). So, as normal, I check my pager for anyone online who can revert it. I find someone who can revert it, but I sent a message to them to be sure:
-->(6:16 pm) [key]: Are you able to revert the Bwicki?
I expect a reply, so I wait. I needed to go back to check something else with the pager and, lo and behold, he's logged off without even bothering for a reply. Normally I'd think that he just had to get off for some reason, except that he's done this same thing before, at least twice (and one other of those times was about reverting the Bwicki as well).
Regardless, I did manage to revert the Bwicki. It was the front page and, therefore, cached on Google. I stripped out that HTML and put it back. But, to this staff members, thanks for all your help. The lack of a reply was especially a nice touch. You can go to hell.
Deep breaths.