It's delicious and you must have some!
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 33333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ň_ó) (ň_ó) (ň_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ň_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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 Jun 6 2007, 9:19 pm
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...19-year-old wants "unf" with 12- or 13-year-old? Ew. Ew ew ew.
Last summer, at the end of June, I went to see a movie in the theatres. Coincidentally, the graduating class of some high school or other went to go see a movie for their last day of school. When my movie ended, I walked out into a lobby absolutely brimming with girls in the 17 through 18 age bracket, and every one of them stared at me in the "wow he's hot" way. The only thing I could think of is "holy crap, girls, I'm 21 and I feel like I'm twice your age". I kept walking. =P | |
Jtgibson wrote:
...19-year-old wants "unf" with 12- or 13-year-old? Ew. Ew ew ew. Mudkip. Meme. Go learn about it. D: Fron ED. After being butthurt, Mike Sandy read up on CSIII and got 79/89 on his comp science test (whatever that means, I assume the 89 was after the SpEd curve). He then believed he hacked the shit out of Encyclopedia Dramatica. In truth, he wasn't getting the main page because his internets were broken. He was so proud of his achievements, though, that he sent us a lulzy screenshot through facebook, then later bitched that the site "sucked balls" so bad it wasn't worth hacking. | |
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Who cares about 4ailchans rules 1 and 2?
I mean, seriously, they scream 1 and 2 if you mention something about 4chan during a raid, but turn around and get a 4chan booth at Otakon. Miles_Edgeworth wrote: Delicious copypasta by 4chan (and messed up by my Firefox): That was one of the most epic bel-aires I've seen | |
Elation wrote:
rule 1 and 2 And rule 34. :D | |
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Okay /b/, picture related.
I was getting a bus into the city today for a holiday of sorts I brought enough money for a stay in a hotel for a few nights, it's quite a long drive, a couple of hours,, and by couple I mean 8. So I brought my copy of Pokémon diamond (imported (I live in the UK) with me to entertain me.
Well I was sitting in the back seat and I saw this young girl hugging who I assumed to be her father, and getting on the bus. She was probably about 12 or 13. Want details? She was about 5 foot tall or so, long blond hair, green eyes, and an adorable cute face. She had a small denim miniskirt on, and a pink t-shirt. Anyway she saw me in the back with my DS and sat down in the seat in front and started asking me if I liked Pokémon, to which I responded “Do you like Mudkips?”… she was kinda surprised, I mean I’m 19, and playing Pokémon. She actually did the whole “I LOVE MUDKIPS” thing… sadly no “UNF UNF UNF”. She pulled out a DS of her own and a copy of pearl, still in the wrapping, and told me her dad had ordered it for her over the internet. She proceeded to sit next to me and turn it on, entered her name, which I saw to be “Emily” and told me a matter of factly that she is “the best at Pokémon, like, ever.” So I jokingly challenged her to a match but she said she needed to train her new Pokémon more (I would have destroyed her, I already have amassed a team of level 50’s)