I'm an atheist, so this really surprised me. I was playing handball with my cousin Jay, and then we saw God standing alone, looking for a match. So we challenged him in a doubles match. So it was me and Jay against God and my friend Chris. So then God asked "You guys all warmed up?" and we said "Yea, we are" so then he said "Okay, you can keep playing for a while." So then we finished warming up, and then we played. Turns out, God is THE best handball player of all time.
PS: But seriously, I don't believe in God. :/
Jun 3 2007, 11:26 am
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Flame Sage
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Were you also doing drugs at the time?
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Hmm.. really... weird o.o?...
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Yeah, I'd have to say PCP or LSD.
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I agree with the other comments here... but one question... What is handball?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handball
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lol @ 7 year old's game. :X
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lol @ 7 year old's game. :X
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Not 4 square. 1 wall handball. The court looks like this: http://student.nuigalway.ie/~handball/pictures/photo3.jpg
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BigBoiD wrote:
lol @ 7 year old's game. :X | |
LMAO! You don't know what handball is?
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So you were dominated by something you don't believe in? That's like me getting mauled by a unicorn running cross country.
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I was kidding. I don't actually belive in God. I'm not gullible. But he does look like what I used to imagine God looked like (when I was little, and still catholic), or like a skinny version of Santa Claus.
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Flame Sage wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handball Ohhhh! I used to play this (this version: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_handball) all the time when I was younger. I didn't really know that it had a name, or even that it was a real sport. I think I was pretty good too. :) That was like 17 years ago though, and I'm not in nearly as good shape now as I was then. :( | |
This is delicious copy-pasta! You must eat it!
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Heh, this reminds me of one of the "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" skits on Saturday Night Live...
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Miles_Edgeworth wrote:
This is delicious copy-pasta! You must eat it! No delicious jelly roll? | |
Dead_Demon wrote:
Miles_Edgeworth wrote: Nope. Sorry. :( | |