I was taking my dog for a walk, and I was going to stop by a store I often visit, to get a drink. Out there were four retards dressed up like "gangstas". I assume they were trying to be crips, and they came up to me and said, "Whatcha gonna do, huh? Whatcha gonna do?" What I did? Looked at them like the retards they are, and walked by.
So, I get home, and it my sister thinks she knows them. To top that off, they're afraid of her.
Sometimes I wish I could walk around with a good baseball bat and not have to deal with the consequences of the law.
ID:30245
 May 3 2007, 3:25 pm
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May 3 2007, 3:28 pm
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Disturbed Puppy
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You could get one of those tiny (they're small, but they can do alot of damage) wooden bats that they used to have in bars for stopping bar fights.
I actually have one. Forget what they're called. | |
You can, just don't get caught hitting them. :D
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Keeth wrote:
You could get one of those tiny (they're small, but they can do alot of damage) wooden bats that they used to have in bars for stopping bar fights. Sluggers? | |
If I ever had to, I can't decide on whether I'd want a wooden bat or a metal one. They both have their own unique and satisfying sounds when they come in contact with its target's skull.
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Keeth wrote:
You could get one of those tiny (they're small, but they can do alot of damage) wooden bats that they used to have in bars for stopping bar fights. Batons, tonfa, and/or blackjacks. All three are specific forms of clubs. A baton is a simple, smooth, uniform-thickness club that is usually coated with a non-reactive plastic or hard rubber-like material for additional durability, allowing you to swing it harder without breaking it. A tonfa is your typical police officer's club. Tonfa literally means "mill handle", and is believed to have originated in the Okinawan region. It consists of a baton-like construct with a perpendicular bar. You can grip it like a baton, or you can grip the perpendicular bar with the rest of the tonfa running along your forearm to provide reinforcement for forearm smashes and to provide (limited) protection from knife-wielding bad guys. A blackjack is a soft-leather pouch in a club-like shape which is filled with lead shot, then attached to a fist-sized handle. When a blackjack is applied liberally to the skull, it causes unconsciousness. ;-) | |
Of course you can carry a baseball bat. Your only worry is that residents might call you in for suspicious behavior (walking around town with a freaking bat?!), but you can take care of that by donning a simple baseball cap. Now you instantly go from psycho-batter to some kid going to play some ball.
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Hence the reason I said about the whole "not have to deal with the consequences of the law" part. =P
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Or you could just bring your sister with you. The way it sounds, she's either a gangster or a dealer, or both.
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Batons, tonfa, and/or blackjacks. All three are specific forms of clubs. It's a bat, about 1/4th the size of a normal bat, and it's made of wood. It has a special name, just can't remember it. Some bar closed down awhile ago, and the guy who ran it gave it to me. I guess it used to be used in alot of bars along time ago to break up bar fights. Whack people on the head for causin trouble. | |
Ha, reminds me of the two turdbags I saw on the train the other day. Speaking rap rhymes and talking shit about how tough they are. Including the whole "my cousins will come" etc.
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Keeth wrote:
Batons, tonfa, and/or blackjacks. All three are specific forms of clubs. I would call that a "club". | |
Yes, it's a club.
But it is a special type of club. That's what I'm trying to find out. | |
A mace?
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Hiead wrote:
Your only worry is that residents might call you in for suspicious behavior (walking around town with a freaking bat?!) Reminds me of FLCL. I think somewhere near the end of the series he quit lugging it around though. I forget. I just watched it a week or two ago, bah! My memory stinks. | |
Swords work to, and if you don't have one of those, just grab a metal pipe. =)
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Jtgibson wrote:
A blackjack is a soft-leather pouch in a club-like shape which is filled with lead shot, then attached to a fist-sized handle. When a blackjack is applied liberally to the skull, it causes unconsciousness. ;-) Black-On, apply directly to the skull! | |
Keeth wrote:
Yes, it's a club. It doesn't sound to me like it's anything special. I would call it a club or a billy club, based on your description. ;-) | |