I felt like I could write paragraphs about the horrors that I have suffered in the last few minutes, but when I opened up this page I realized I actually didn't. It still doesn't mask the ear-raping that I underwent.

I am completely serious; this music traveled from the internet, escaped my speakers, grabbed onto my skull and raped me in the ear. I'm going to need reconstructive surgery after listening to this tear-inducing rendition of 'O Holy Night'.

And if I had to listen to it, I want to spread the pain to all of you as well.