Jesus: "I will now turn water into wine. See this pitcher, full of crisp, clear water."
Stan: "Yeah."
Jesus: "Okay, now turn around..."
...
Jesus: "T-turn around."
[Stan turns around, then turns back]
Jesus: "Behold, it is now wine!"
...
Stan: "That's how you did that trick?"
Jesus: "Well, yeah."
Stan: "That trick sucks, Jesus."